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08-17-2011, 09:48 AM | #3 |
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08-17-2011, 10:55 AM | #5 |
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I'd burn my foot too but it doesn't sound like much fun.
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08-17-2011, 11:00 AM | #6 |
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Nut, go get an aloe vera plant. Sometimes they are for sale at the grocery stores if they sell plants too, or get one from a flower shop. They are real easy to keep care of and are great for burns. Just snip off a small piece and rub it gently on the burn area. Instant relief. We always have one or two in the house for that reason.
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08-17-2011, 11:03 AM | #7 | |
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However, Wait a minute. Hey NUT! An aloe plant would be an awesome conversation starter with the ladies. "Hey baby... You wanna go back to my place and water my aloe plant?" "Maybe after that, I'll let you burn me and then rub it's awesome leaves all over the affected area." It would also show that you have paternal instincts and they would like to breed with you. |
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08-17-2011, 11:12 AM | #8 | |
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Yeah, I guess you could just get a tube. But how much sun and water do they need?
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08-17-2011, 11:23 AM | #9 |
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08-17-2011, 11:05 AM | #10 |
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Especially when he doesn't get it and erroneously thinks it is a repeat of his lame pun.
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This thread definitely got off on the wrong foot.
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08-17-2011, 11:12 AM | #12 |
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You are always one instep ahead of me.
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08-17-2011, 11:19 AM | #14 |
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I didn't erroneously think it was a repeat of mine (which was rather lame, admittedly). But come on man, at least use a word that hasn't already been done. You could have done any number of things that didn't use a word already in play. Just sayin'.
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