Coomer The Hot Dog Douche Is At It Again!

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by jettio

You really have not explained why you believe that everybody in the area was on notice that hot dogs were being tossed, and that damn near everybody was trying to catch the hot dog, but none among the damn near everybody succeeded in catching the hot dog before it hit this guy's eye.

Because shit happens. That's why.

I've been to enough games to know that they don't jump out from cover and fire wieners at you like the Viet ****ing Cong. They bring it to your attention beforehand that Slugger is tossing hot dogs into the crowd around him. That is enough to be considered reasonable.

[jettio]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Because shit happens. That's why.

I've been to enough games to know that they don't jump out from cover and fire wieners at you like the Viet ****ing Cong. They bring it to your attention beforehand that Slugger is tossing hot dogs into the crowd around him. That is enough to be considered reasonable.

What happens now is based on the fact that the new guy working as Sluggrrr is less reckless than the previous one.

The Royals teach the new guy to watch where he is throwing to make sure fans are paying attention and to throw them more carefully.

The Royals sh*tcanned the 1st guy because he was a reckless hurler and he made too many pornos wearing the Sluggrrr costume.

Did you ever work for the Royals? Are you that guy?

[chiefzilla1501]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Because shit happens. That's why.

I've been to enough games to know that they don't jump out from cover and fire wieners at you like the Viet ****ing Cong. They bring it to your attention beforehand that Slugger is tossing hot dogs into the crowd around him. That is enough to be considered reasonable.

This might change your mind:
http://www.pitch.com/FastPitch/archi...-errant-wiener
You said it was a freak accident. Apparently, it wasn't. He broke somebody's glasses a few years ago. He describes how he launches hot dogs. Including once launching Quisenberry style. No look. Etc... Clearly not a guy who is at least aiming somewhere.

Also, when the court asked him how he threw hot dogs, he responded with: "I would try and put more mustard on it. I guess that's appropriate for a hot dog," Shore told the courtroom, according to the paper." It's kind of funny, but doesn't sound like a guy who took the responsibility seriously. This looks worse because he was apparently doing this for a while and apparently was never warned about it.