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Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
Fluffy white dogs are a menace & should be eradicated (or, if you're feeling humane, universally sterilized). Finally my innate prejudice against them is justified. Quote:
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07-30-2013, 01:07 PM | #2 |
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If he's paralyzed from the waist down....how did he feel a burning pain?
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07-30-2013, 01:07 PM | #3 |
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He's got 1 ball and 2 strikes.
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07-30-2013, 01:09 PM | #4 |
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that dog is a ball full of joy
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07-30-2013, 01:09 PM | #5 |
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the dog is just returning the favor
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07-30-2013, 01:09 PM | #6 |
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That dog is having a ball
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07-30-2013, 01:10 PM | #7 |
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The man's lucky he/she didn't prefer bones.
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07-30-2013, 01:10 PM | #8 |
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That dog is nuts
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07-30-2013, 01:11 PM | #9 |
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The man couldn't feel much besides a slight testticle
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07-30-2013, 01:11 PM | #10 |
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This is not what he had in mind when he decided to hit the sack
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07-30-2013, 01:12 PM | #11 |
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Obviously the dog was just playing fetch.
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07-30-2013, 01:17 PM | #12 |
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We need to turn this dog loose on that convicted dog ****er in Florida....
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07-30-2013, 01:19 PM | #13 |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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that's a bitch!
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07-30-2013, 01:19 PM | #14 |
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I bet that wheelchair keeps his Armstrong.
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07-30-2013, 01:44 PM | #15 |
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Dog probably chewed off a cancer-filled jewel. Saved the man's life only to get put down. Sad injustice.
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