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Old 10-13-2005, 07:49 AM  
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I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:55 AM   #2
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I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.
Was she the riding type?
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:57 AM   #3
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:05 AM   #4
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Was she the riding type?
I didn't really look, but judging from the back of her head. Yes!
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:10 AM   #5
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I didn't really look, but judging from the back of her head. Yes!
Ahh Yes the Ole' Back of the head Judgement....

Then the 37yo Transvestite turns around and your stuck dressed up like a mail man, selling crack out the kitchen and you have to scream.. hey thats my wife...


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Old 10-13-2005, 08:15 AM   #6
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:17 AM   #7
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I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.
Thats great. She'll get a lotta looks with that bumper sticker.
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