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Old 09-21-2011, 07:28 AM  
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SMACK DOWN! What are the best ones you've delivered or seen?
Please share the best insults you've laid on a poor soul that send him crying to Momma!

Or blistering ones that you have admired as to their artistic genius.

I admit I'm not good at it. I was responding this AM to a whining CPer and realized that I need inspiration.

Show them off!
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:14 AM   #16
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:34 AM   #17
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Ah, now everyone knows you were the whining CPer I was referring to.

You certainly aren't the sharpest tool in the tool shed are you?

That PhD in waste management has taken you far.
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:38 AM   #18
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Ah, now everyone knows you were the whining CPer I was referring to.

You certainly aren't the sharpest tool in the tool shed are you?

That PhD in waste management has taken you far.
Actually, his response just seemed like a normal uninspired reply. I didn't know it was SNR until YOU outed him.

And you are correct, your smaque is lame.
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:53 AM   #19
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I once disarmed a kid who tried to hit me with a 2x4 and beat him mercilessly for several minutes until he cried.

FAX THE TERRIBLE

Did you beat him mercilessly with his arm after you disarmed him? Because that would be a nice marriage of violence and classic literature.
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Old 09-21-2011, 11:56 AM   #20
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Actually, his response just seemed like a normal uninspired reply. I didn't know it was SNR until YOU outed him.

And you are correct, your smaque is lame.
IT IS LAME. I normally don't like insulting people.

I've seen some classics on CP. Iowoanian is someone that I don't want to get mad at me.
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:03 PM   #21
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IT IS LAME. I normally don't like insulting people.

I've seen some classics on CP. Iowoian is someone that I don't want to get at me.
Iowanian is a teddy bear compared to FAX THE ANGRY.
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:18 PM   #22
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I was in class and talking to one of my friends. You know those teacher's pets that love to "SHHHH!!" you even louder than you are talking to get attention. Well I stopped listening to her and kept talking. I was talking about a sexual situation with one of my ex's and she felt compelled to scream out loud, "How come everything that comes out of your mouth is sexual!?" Everyone, including the teacher, stopped and looked in my direction. Without skipping a beat, I responded, "Bitch! How come everything that goes IN your mouth is sexual!?"
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:25 PM   #23
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Give me a 2x4 and Mr. Iowanian a fairly enormous dose of Demerol and I'll change his name to Mr. Oweyanian

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Old 09-21-2011, 12:28 PM   #24
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I was in class and talking to one of my friends. You know those teacher's pets that love to "SHHHH!!" you even louder than you are talking to get attention. Well I stopped listening to her and kept talking. I was talking about a sexual situation with one of my ex's and she felt compelled to scream out loud, "How come everything that comes out of your mouth is sexual!?" Everyone, including the teacher, stopped and looked in my direction. Without skipping a beat, I responded, "Bitch! How come everything that goes IN your mouth is sexual!?"
Homeschooled?
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:29 PM   #25
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Homeschooled?


Damn, man.

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Old 09-21-2011, 12:33 PM   #26
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Homeschooled?
HAHA! Ouch.

That is none of your business, sir!
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:34 PM   #27
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Homeschooled?

Only a one word response, yet so effective. Nice.
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:34 PM   #28
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HAHA! Ouch.

That is none of your business, sir!
Well you're not denying it sooooo..........
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:36 PM   #29
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Well you're not denying it sooooo..........
People are allowed to think what they want.
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:42 PM   #30
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You just won't fight back, will you?
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