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12-12-2005, 09:58 AM | Topic Starter |
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My grief is a vast wellspring from which an infinite river of sadness flows.
I sit in the sports bar
My world is shattered My baby back ribs mock me from the plate Their death served a purpose. Next to me a woman cheers She wears a star and I think she's a witch She knows nothing about football Because she cheered at all the wrong times. My server asks if I want more I tell her no I've had all I can handle already She looks at me funny and walks away. We win some battles but it never matters We lose every war I feel like France And football is my Germany I wanted a milk shake But I won't get it now Any pleasure will be lost now In the pain that is a missed kick The woman beside me cheers They're showing a replay She thinks they scored again Now she's confused Lions fans arrive for the late game They nod knowingly We are brothers in life Working around the house in January I put on my coat And walk out beneath the replays While Cowboy fans cheer I disappear into the night. Wide right. Last edited by Rain Man; 12-12-2005 at 10:26 AM.. |
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12-12-2005, 10:24 AM | #2 |
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12-12-2005, 10:26 AM | #3 |
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12-12-2005, 10:26 AM | #4 | |
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12-12-2005, 10:29 AM | #5 |
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Nice.
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12-12-2005, 10:31 AM | #6 |
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That almost made me cry.
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12-12-2005, 10:33 AM | #7 |
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my thought exactly with 'boys fans behind us...
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12-12-2005, 10:35 AM | #8 | |
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Was she wearing a Jeff Gordon shirt?
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12-12-2005, 10:41 AM | #9 |
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I laughed.
I cried. I kicked my dog in the nuts.
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12-12-2005, 10:46 AM | #10 |
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thanks Rain Man - you made MO feel better.
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12-12-2005, 10:45 AM | #11 | |
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She had a dated hairstyle.
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12-12-2005, 11:44 AM | #12 | |
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12-12-2005, 12:34 PM | #13 | |
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It was funny that she kept thinking the replays were real, though. On one series, the Chiefs were backed up on about their own 20, and they showed a replay of LJ's touchdown to the left side. She was pointing at the screen, going "Oh, no! OH, NO!"
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12-12-2005, 12:53 PM | #14 |
so cute
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that moved me...
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12-12-2005, 11:35 AM | #15 |
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This hurt as bad as the Nick Lowry miss against the Dophins in the playoff game about 12 years ago.
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