Thin and young Secretary Thoughts

[JimNasium]

Sure, it's a weak attempt at a parody thread. But who really cares? I approve of thin and young secretaries. Thoughts?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

so grudge **** her?

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she wins

She showed more natural warning signs than a blue-ringed octopus. No matter how brave you were, you kept a respectful distance.

She quit because she married some rich guy and they moved up to the mountains. I always wondered how that turned out.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by jspchief

Sounds like she would fit in nicely on chiefsplanet.

Now that you mention it, maybe so. But I figure she would've ended up looking up someone's real address and showing up at their house with a baseball bat.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

At a former company, they hired a secretary who had anger issues, and I was one of three or four people that she worked for. She'd been there about a month when I called her a secretary. Apparently she'd been hired as a "project assistant", which was the common vernacular for a secretary, and she hadn't yet made the connection.

That woman ripped a couple of new orifices into me and then stalked into the bosses' offices and did the same to them.

At the time, we used the secretaries to make graphics for our reports and they also did a final proofread and edit. I was a pretty established person at the firm at that point, and I remember her coming to me once and saying, "You did a terrible job writing this report. It's impossible for me to imagine someone writing something worse."

In her defense, she was attractive and she was quite nice the 50 percent of the time that she wasn't telling people to kill themselves because they were worthless. It made it harder to be completely repulsed and murderous toward her.

So did you redo your report?

[Chief Roundup]

[Otter]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

At a former company, they hired a secretary who had anger issues, and I was one of three or four people that she worked for. She'd been there about a month when I called her a secretary. Apparently she'd been hired as a "project assistant", which was the common vernacular for a secretary, and she hadn't yet made the connection.

That woman ripped a couple of new orifices into me and then stalked into the bosses' offices and did the same to them.

At the time, we used the secretaries to make graphics for our reports and they also did a final proofread and edit. I was a pretty established person at the firm at that point, and I remember her coming to me once and saying, "You did a terrible job writing this report. It's impossible for me to imagine someone writing something worse."

In her defense, she was attractive and she was quite nice the 50 percent of the time that she wasn't telling people to kill themselves because they were worthless. It made it harder to be completely repulsed and murderous toward her.

Her name wasn't 'Krysta' by any chance?

[Hoover]

Have a couple of them here in the office!

[gblowfish]

[Graystoke]

Step One:
Think about young thin Secretary.
Step Two:
Fap

[frankotank]

well...guess I wasn't the only one...

Originally Posted by frankotank

I clicked on this thinking thread title said

Thin and young Secretary Thoughts



DOH!

PS - I'm in favor of them though!