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Old 04-09-2005, 04:54 PM  
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My six year old daughter just said "shit."

I am not to blame however. I would assume that her mother has something to do with this potty mouth expletive though. It's kinda hard to be stern with a child when you actually find it to be kinda funny.
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:11 PM   #16
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When my niece was little, she had a hard time pronouncing her "T's" and replaced them with "F's." So here we are, me, my brother, his wench, and the little niece, strolling through Wal Mart when what do we happen upon in the toy section? Why yes, it was a rather large fire engine. Much to her delight, she screamed out, in front of God and eveyone, "FIREfuck DADDY!"
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:14 PM   #17
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When my niece was little, she had a hard time pronouncing her "T's" and replaced them with "F's." So here we are, me, my brother, his wench, and the little niece, strolling through Wal Mart when what do we happen upon in the toy section? Why yes, it was a rather large fire engine. Much to her delight, she screamed out, in front of God and eveyone, "FIREfuck DADDY!"
"Socks"

That was the magic word my little sister couldn't pronounce correctly. We would prod her all the time to say "sock" in public.

"mommy, I need more focks."


Ahh, the good old days.
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:46 PM   #18
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Good for her! Nothing wrong with that word.
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:51 PM   #19
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If it make you feel any better my son piced up "god dammit" from the wife. I belive she dropped something, which she is prone to do, and let out a GD. Son just looks at her and goes, "Mommy, what that mean? What's god dammit? When do you use god dammit?"

She tried to recover quickly and said, "No I said Gosh Darnet". But he was having none of that, "No Mommy you said God dammit!". She just ended up telling him that those were bad words.

Of course last wee he dropped something and let out a nice big, "God dammit!!!" for her.
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:52 PM   #20
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My parents never used bad language when I was growing up and told me not to use it. Now when I drop an f-bomb or something they are shocked.
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Old 04-09-2005, 06:53 PM   #21
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I doubt Nasium has a pile of shit handy. You may have to loan him yours.
You won't mind being loaned, thanks Skip.
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:03 PM   #22
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My parents never used bad language when I was growing up and told me not to use it. Now when I drop an f-bomb or something they are shocked.
Well, now you are officially part of the cool kids club.
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:04 PM   #23
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My parents never used bad language when I was growing up and told me not to use it. Now when I drop an f-bomb or something they are shocked.
My freshman year in the dorms...it seems like kids that had a backround like that said it alot just bc their parents were not around anymore. It was kind of funny.
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:19 PM   #24
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What I'd like to know is, who the **** decided which words were "bad", or inappropriate?

Poop is ok, but shit isn't.
Darn is alright, but damn isn't.
Go ahead, say screw, but don't say ****.

It's all a load of shit, uh, I mean crap!
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:32 PM   #25
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I am so glad I am not alone....my soon to be 4 year old has started saying damn and hell.

What the hell is that momma......
Damn that toy.......


Today when he said hell I thought grandma was gonna have a stroke.
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Old 04-09-2005, 08:00 PM   #26
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I am so glad I am not alone....my soon to be 4 year old has started saying damn and hell.

What the hell is that momma......
Damn that toy.......


Today when he said hell I thought grandma was gonna have a stroke.
Teach him how to say FIREfuck!
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Old 04-09-2005, 08:03 PM   #27
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What I'd like to know is, who the **** decided which words were "bad", or inappropriate?

Poop is ok, but shit isn't.
Darn is alright, but damn isn't.
Go ahead, say screw, but don't say ****.

It's all a load of shit, uh, I mean crap!
I believe the inappropriate words are well established before some pollyanna comes up with a substitute deemed reasonable.
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Old 04-09-2005, 08:29 PM   #28
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I took my kids to Burger King one evening a couple years back. We got our food and were looking for a booth. My son, who was 5 at the time, turned to me and said, "Dad where should we shit?" I just about dropped the tray from laughing so hard. He started crying after he said it thinking he was going to be in trouble. Poor guy. I assured him he wasn't in any trouble.
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:13 PM   #29
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It's a good thing your aren't Iraqi, you'd cut your 6 year old's hands off for that crap.
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:45 PM   #30
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