Life nicknames for co-workers?

MOhillbilly · 04-09-2009, 11:30 AM

i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. Sharon peters cause her name was sharon and she was skanky. Theres a woman in the office that has really dried out frizzy blond/grey hair, call her scarecrow cause that mop makes me think of ' how bout alittle fire scarecrow' from wizard of oz.

so lets hear em.

Blindside58 · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

I don't know if it is a nickname, but everytime I walk by our front desk gal named Mary, I yell "MARY-MARY WHY YOU BUGGIN?"

Al Bundy · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

I call one of the girls El Diablo.

Blindside58 · 04-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Also we have a guy name Richard Edwards, I call him Dick Ed for short.

El Jefe · 04-09-2009, 11:36 AM

I call this one old guy who works for us Tubby. I think you can figure out why, he is a little on the portly side.

**Lumpy** · 04-09-2009, 11:36 AM

I refer to my boss as Mr. Krabs.

"The money's always right!"

raybec 4 · 04-09-2009, 11:44 AM

I have two young white guys working for me, they wear their pants below the ass and listen to gangster rap, try to talk ghetto I call them "Prison Bitch" and "Thugs Wife" respectively.

El Jefe · 04-09-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by raybec 4

I have two young white guys working for me, they wear their pants below the ass and listen to gangster rap, try to talk ghetto I call them "Prison Bitch" and "Thugs Wife" respectively.

You racist bastard.............

I'm just kidding

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OmahaChief · 04-09-2009, 11:45 AM

Let's see.

I call this one chick Unicorn as she has a really large what appears to be a wart in the middle of of forehead. It is really funny looking.

We call the lady that works a few offices down Ms. Funk as it seems as if he poon is always shooting out some type of funky oder

We have Pat Ewing -- She is a chick that has a nose that looks just like Patrick Ewing only she is white.

We have coach -- This lady's ass is so flat it reminds us of coaches that keep a clip board in the back of their pants when they are coaching you up.

Goapics1 · 04-09-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OmahaChief

We call the lady that works a few offices down Ms. Funk as it seems as if he poon is always shooting out some type of funky oder

Buy her some candles for her office. Problem solved.

**Rain Man** · 04-09-2009, 01:27 PM

For a while I gave everyone a nickname that was the name of the person in the next office, but that started making the meetings too confusing.

ChiefsOne · 04-09-2009, 01:28 PM

I believe we never grow out of this. My wife laughs a me and my friends because we are all late 30s to early 40s and still call each other nicknames or by last name.

MOhillbilly · 04-09-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsOne

I believe we never grow out of this. My wife laughs a me and my friends because we are all late 30s to early 40s and still call each other nicknames or by last name.

Do the samething. Easy-E(girls always wanted to know why) Bug Eyed Bandit 'Bandito' for short, Girlman cause he has 'man' in his lastname,Bilbo,Stu, and stupid hippie.
them guys are my bros.

"Bob" Dobbs · 04-09-2009, 01:36 PM

We have a guy working for us named Rick Sanchez. He immediately was dubbed "Dirty".

jimhitter · 04-09-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan

We have a guy working for us named Rick Sanchez. He immediately was dubbed "Dirty".

I have a customer who has the last name, and thus he is Dirty as well.

04-09-2009, 11:30 AM	Topic Starter
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	nicknames for co-workers? i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. Sharon peters cause her name was sharon and she was skanky. Theres a woman in the office that has really dried out frizzy blond/grey hair, call her scarecrow cause that mop makes me think of ' how bout alittle fire scarecrow' from wizard of oz. so lets hear em.
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04-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#2
Blindside58 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: KC Baby! Casino cash: $10013075	I don't know if it is a nickname, but everytime I walk by our front desk gal named Mary, I yell "MARY-MARY WHY YOU BUGGIN?"
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04-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#3
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $5391831	I call one of the girls El Diablo.
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04-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#4
Blindside58 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: KC Baby! Casino cash: $10013075	Also we have a guy name Richard Edwards, I call him Dick Ed for short.
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04-09-2009, 11:36 AM	#5
El Jefe Don't tread on me. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Where the peaches grow Casino cash: $9030572	I call this one old guy who works for us Tubby. I think you can figure out why, he is a little on the portly side.
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04-09-2009, 11:44 AM	#7
raybec 4 MVP Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East Jabip Casino cash: $5203807	I have two young white guys working for me, they wear their pants below the ass and listen to gangster rap, try to talk ghetto I call them "Prison Bitch" and "Thugs Wife" respectively.
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04-09-2009, 11:45 AM	#9
OmahaChief Down with Nino Brown Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $9435000	Let's see. I call this one chick Unicorn as she has a really large what appears to be a wart in the middle of of forehead. It is really funny looking. We call the lady that works a few offices down Ms. Funk as it seems as if he poon is always shooting out some type of funky oder We have Pat Ewing -- She is a chick that has a nose that looks just like Patrick Ewing only she is white. We have coach -- This lady's ass is so flat it reminds us of coaches that keep a clip board in the back of their pants when they are coaching you up.
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04-09-2009, 01:27 PM	#11
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	For a while I gave everyone a nickname that was the name of the person in the next office, but that started making the meetings too confusing. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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04-09-2009, 01:28 PM	#12
ChiefsOne Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6568192	I believe we never grow out of this. My wife laughs a me and my friends because we are all late 30s to early 40s and still call each other nicknames or by last name.
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04-09-2009, 01:36 PM	#14
"Bob" Dobbs Kickin' it in Dobbstown. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southeast Kansas Casino cash: $9824317	We have a guy working for us named Rick Sanchez. He immediately was dubbed "Dirty".
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