Movies and TV 'Star Wars' saga set for 3D release starting 2012 - Page 9

**Saulbadguy** · 03-21-2011, 07:14 AM

My wife is dreading the day I will drag her to see these in theaters.

JD10367 · 03-21-2011, 08:33 AM

There's no way anything could live up to the coolness of the original two films (ANH and ESB). ROTJ was a little wimpier with the Ewoks but it was still a well-done ending to the story. The space battle, for its time, was very well done. It had Jabba, the Rancor, the floating barge, a metal bikini, some plot wrapup points (yeah, he's your dad; yeah, she's your sister, and you kissed her, you incestual bastard). Vader turned good. Everything wrapped up nicely.

Then Lucas had to make the first three. TPM, at the time, seemed a horrible piece of shit. But that was before we saw AOTC and ROTS. Those two blew horrible chunks. There's very little redeeming in any of them. The first film? Jar-Jar alone is worth caning Lucas over, but then throw a little Jewish flying big-nose alien, a horribly overlong podrace with a two-headed announcer, a pouty little kid, the fact that Darth Vader frigging BUILT C3-PO (please)... ugh. Second film was so craptacular that I can't even recall anything from it. The third film, again, craptacular acting and--aside from watching Vader get his black suit snapped on him--there's nothing redeeming about it.

But then ****face had to go back and "improve" the original three. It was like taking spraypaint to the Mona Lisa. A computer-animated Jabba that has Han "stepping on his tail" to account for the fact that Harrison Ford circled the human actor in the unused footage? Solo firing second? A computer-animated long-snouted singer in Jabba's house band and totally replacing the original cheesy music with even worse music? Showing everyone partying down after the second Death Star blew up, and replacing the actor in the final scene with Hayden ****ing Christiansen? There isn't a flaming AIDS tree big enough for Lucas to crash into. I'm just glad I have the original films from before the "restoration".

Hammock Parties · 05-29-2011, 11:18 AM

No, it wont suck! I swear!

George is looking old and fat.

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InChiefsHeaven · 05-31-2011, 05:55 AM

WTF is George even talking about? There are people in the background that have information in the scene that really stand out in 3D? What?

...God, he's a boring idiot.

bowener · 06-03-2011, 10:17 PM

OHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

InChiefsHeaven · 06-04-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bowener

OHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

That was friggin awesome!

Arsonist · 06-03-2011, 10:23 PM

lets milk the star wars tit till everyone just doesn't watch them anymore

bowener · 06-03-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Arsonist

lets milk the star wars tit till everyone just doesn't watch them anymore

When JabaNeck dies, a decent new one may come out.

Hammock Parties · 12-30-2011, 09:09 PM

Month and a half away, bitches.

Star Wars in 3D AND in 2D theaters in glorious ****ing DLP!

Deberg_1990 · 12-30-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega

Month and a half away, bitches.

Star Wars in 3D AND in 2D theaters in glorious ****ing DLP!

No thanks. 3d is a complete waste of money.

Bump · 12-30-2011, 09:16 PM

Heh, I just finished a week long Star Wars marathon watching them ep 1 - 6 in that order. It went. Shitfest, Shitfest, Shitfest, AWESOME, AWESOME, Shitfest.

I'm still mind bottled over their casting selections for ep 1 - 3. Most of all that model wannabe actor who played Darth Vader. I know everybody knows this, but I'm gonna say it again. Why would that piece of shit be chosen to play Darth ****ing Vader, the most badass sci-fi character of all time not named Spock?? WHY?

**007** · 12-30-2011, 09:19 PM

I might watch the originals in 3D but no way am I watching the prequels again.

Hammock Parties · 12-30-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

I might watch the originals in 3D but no way am I watching the prequels again.

I think it's worth it to see them ALL again just because movie theaters are better than they were 13 years ago.

And ****ing yes, the originals are going to own hard.

DaveNull · 12-31-2011, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Omega

I think it's worth it to see them ALL again just because movie theaters are better than they were 13 years ago.

And ****ing yes, the originals are going to own hard.

So do movie theaters correct for terrible writing and directing? The prequels are so painfully bad that I can't watch them at all now. They don't make any sense in context of the rest of the films.

Ex: In that trailer Darth Maul says "We'll finally get revenge." Revenge for what? Did we ever find out?

I might try to get the original three on Blu-Ray eventually, but Lucas ****ed with those versions too. Adding dialog for Vader? Changing dialog from the Episode 4? Insanity.

Don't agree? Watch this 70 minute review of Episode 1. Not only is it funny...incredibly funny...it's also more well done and had more thought put into it than was put into any of the writing for the prequels.

SnakeXJones · 01-22-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

I might watch the originals in 3D but no way am I watching the prequels again.

Jake Lloyd & Jar Jar

in 3D! Thats enough to kill your childhood and rape it ....... in 3D!

03-21-2011, 07:14 AM	#1
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JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	There's no way anything could live up to the coolness of the original two films (ANH and ESB). ROTJ was a little wimpier with the Ewoks but it was still a well-done ending to the story. The space battle, for its time, was very well done. It had Jabba, the Rancor, the floating barge, a metal bikini, some plot wrapup points (yeah, he's your dad; yeah, she's your sister, and you kissed her, you incestual bastard). Vader turned good. Everything wrapped up nicely. Then Lucas had to make the first three. TPM, at the time, seemed a horrible piece of shit. But that was before we saw AOTC and ROTS. Those two blew horrible chunks. There's very little redeeming in any of them. The first film? Jar-Jar alone is worth caning Lucas over, but then throw a little Jewish flying big-nose alien, a horribly overlong podrace with a two-headed announcer, a pouty little kid, the fact that Darth Vader frigging BUILT C3-PO (please)... ugh. Second film was so craptacular that I can't even recall anything from it. The third film, again, craptacular acting and--aside from watching Vader get his black suit snapped on him--there's nothing redeeming about it. But then **face had to go back and "improve" the original three. It was like taking spraypaint to the Mona Lisa. A computer-animated Jabba that has Han "stepping on his tail" to account for the fact that Harrison Ford circled the human actor in the unused footage? Solo firing second? A computer-animated long-snouted singer in Jabba's house band and totally replacing the original cheesy music with even worse music? Showing everyone partying down after the second Death Star blew up, and replacing the actor in the final scene with Hayden **ing Christiansen? There isn't a flaming AIDS tree big enough for Lucas to crash into. I'm just glad I have the original films from before the "restoration".
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12-30-2011, 09:09 PM	#9
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Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $2095105	Heh, I just finished a week long Star Wars marathon watching them ep 1 - 6 in that order. It went. Shitfest, Shitfest, Shitfest, AWESOME, AWESOME, Shitfest. I'm still mind bottled over their casting selections for ep 1 - 3. Most of all that model wannabe actor who played Darth Vader. I know everybody knows this, but I'm gonna say it again. Why would that piece of shit be chosen to play Darth ****ing Vader, the most badass sci-fi character of all time not named Spock?? WHY? __________________
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12-30-2011, 09:19 PM	#12
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