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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 14 9.09%
BlackBob 3 1.95%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.65%
Inmem58 16 10.39%
mr. tegu 6 3.90%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.04%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.30%
Simplicity 2 1.30%
Sorter 81 52.60%
Strongside 3 1.95%
Obligatory GAZ option 9 5.84%
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
  • Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-04-2012, 04:44 PM   #391
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I don't normally read these popularity threads, but I did vote in this one since you are worthy. But I am curious, did you join in 2011, or 2012?
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:48 PM   #392
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I don't normally read these popularity threads, but I did vote in this one since you are worthy. But I am curious, did you join in 2011, or 2012?
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:49 PM   #393
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:51 PM   #394
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:53 PM   #395
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:01 PM   #397
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:03 PM   #398
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:04 PM   #399
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Man, if I were to seriously get a ding for that stupid gif after being here for a year and causing absolutely ZERO shit...I'd be one pissed off white boy. It's a visual representation of something that, in all fairness, is cake compared to the things that half of the members on here say verbally when responding to criticism. Besides, it was a joke. I don't actually want you to go **** yourself. Unless you're into that kind of thing...in which case, **** away good sir. **** away.
The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:05 PM   #400
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The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.
Nevermind, you already did. Thanks. Sorter, please remove the quoted version.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:06 PM   #401
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The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.
I did remove it. 30 minutes ago.

EDIT: It's still showing up in Sorter's reply, and I'm not sure why.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:09 PM   #402
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:09 PM   #403
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I thought maybe Gonzo had changed it.

I wasn't even aware there were any bribes until I got some rep.

You have educated solid football takes and Inmem58 is a good poster as well.

Oh, and I like looking at the gif of that gal in your sig.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:12 PM   #404
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I will assemble a brief questionnaire for any of the noobs who want to respond to it tomorrow.

I will put it on this thread and PM each undeserving noob of the highly coveted honor of "King of the Noobs" the post number of it in this thread.
We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:14 PM   #405
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Can I get my casino cash please, sir?

I don't need nor want the rep.
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