Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

[AphexPhin]

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by frankotank

all of you Napoleon Dynamite haters outta give it another chance sometime.
for whatever reason, mood maybe, I just didn't get it the first time I saw it. couldn't understand what all the talk was about.
many moons later I watched it again and just cracked up. I stop on it every time I'm channel surfing now to see what part it's on. I love it. the dance scene cracks me up every time.

I can't even get past the poster. The mere sight of that ****ing guy stirs some primal urge to kill deep inside me.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by frazod

I can't even get past the poster. The mere sight of that ****ing guy stirs some primal urge to kill deep inside me.

I totally get you.

Nick Cage? Will Ferrell? Any of the Baldwin brothers?...

[frankotank]

Originally Posted by frazod

I can't even get past the poster. The mere sight of that ****ing guy stirs some primal urge to kill deep inside me.

sounds like someone needs to go wolverine hunting!
gosh!

[Pepe Silvia]

Earth Girls Are Easy

[-King-]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Didn't get it? There's nothing to GET in that movie.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by frankotank

all of you Napoleon Dynamite haters outta give it another chance sometime.
for whatever reason, mood maybe, I just didn't get it the first time I saw it. couldn't understand what all the talk was about.
many moons later I watched it again and just cracked up. I stop on it every time I'm channel surfing now to see what part it's on. I love it. the dance scene cracks me up every time.

I'm the same way. Hated it the first time I watched it and gave it another chance later. It cracks me up now.

The first one that came to mind for me when I saw the thread title was Battlefield Earth. Horrid movie.

Also, Billy Madison. I've tried 3 times to watch it and can never get past the first 30 minutes without changing the channel.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'm the same way. Hated it the first time I watched it and gave it another chance later. It cracks me up now.

The first one that came to mind for me when I saw the thread title was Battlefield Earth. Horrid movie.

Also, Billy Madison. I've tried 3 times to watch it and can never get past the first 30 minutes without changing the channel.

That's because it's stupid.

[HC_Chief]

Originally Posted by DanBecky

Casa de mi Padre. I love Will Ferrel movies, but I couldn't get through the first ten minutes.

Yeah, that was really bad. I watched the whole movie to see if there were any funny parts...surely, with that cast, SOMETHING humorous had to occur? Nope.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Billy Madison is my favorite Sandler movie

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by DanBecky

Casa de mi Padre. I love Will Ferrel movies, but I couldn't get through the first ten minutes.

I didn't even bother to check that one out, it looked awful in the trailer. The only good thing about it was that mexican chick.

[Dayze]

first time I watctched Pulp Ficition.

I've seen bits and pieces since then, but I'm not sure what all the hype was ever about.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Dayze

first time I watctched Pulp Ficition.

I've seen bits and pieces since then, but I'm not sure what all the hype was ever about.

I can see how it's not for everybody, but I really like it.

Except for the part with Bruce Willis' Tweety-Bird looking annoying ass girlfriend. He should left her whiny ass in the hotel and stayed with the cab driver.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

I can see how it's not for everybody, but I really like it.

Except for the part with Bruce Willis' Tweety-Bird looking annoying ass girlfriend. He should left her whiny ass in the hotel and stayed with the cab driver.

I love that movie but thats the part I hate too, I swear if he called her Lemon pop one more time I was going to hit a stranger.

[Xanathol]

You people are amateurs I swear... worse movie ever, hands down, has to be "Even Cowgirl's Get The Blues".

Spoiler!

So one night way back when on like a Sunday night ( ie. no bar options ) I venture out solo for something to do and decide to hit the movies, coming across the aforementioned movie poster. Thinking "hey, it has Uma Thurman so that's a plus and some Keanu Reeves movies are ok - sure, let's check this out!" I made it as far as the part in the movie after Uma Thurman has slept with some old guy then some fat chick at the 'double douche ranch', who's members proceeded to 'revolt' on someone/something by refusing to clean themselves down under, ie. the power of the smell... yeah, I walked out there and told the patrons left they were some sick ass perverts for staying...

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I love that movie but thats the part I hate too, I swear if he called her Lemon pop one more time I was going to hit a stranger.

The worst part about that movie was that the cab driver didn't get naked.