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Old 02-06-2006, 05:23 PM  
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Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy.
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10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:08 PM   #16
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#15-You shove your dick in another man's ass
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:19 PM   #17
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#15-You shove your dick in another man's ass
But what if it was dark and.......
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:31 PM   #18
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I figured butt-less chaps would be the first indication
Chaps aren't made with butt coverage, if they were we would call them something like "Pants".
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:04 AM   #19
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:19 AM   #20
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17. If you have spur marks on your side and a dick in your ass you just might be a gay cowboy.
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:29 AM   #21
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Just remember- it's not the "in the ass" part that makes you gay, it's the "with another man" part that makes you gay.
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:12 PM   #22
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:18 PM   #23
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