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Old 07-05-2014, 08:58 PM   #1
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Buncha sexually repressed pussies up in here. I don't remember who said it but I read an analogy when it comes to the whole "zomg asses are for pillowbiters" argument. Just because a mini van and a Ferrari have a steering wheel, that doesn't mean that I want to drive the mini van. Just because a guy and a girl both have an asshole, that doesn't mean I want to stick any part of me in some doods butt.

Most women I've done it with have seemed to like it a lot. It ain't no thing.. Sex isn't the cleanest thing in the world anyway. I've had a chick do it to me too.. It wasn't bad. Not something I'd request, but hey.. If she really wanted to.

Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:05 PM   #2
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Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
Shave your buns, homeslice.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:22 PM   #3
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Shave your buns, homeslice.

It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:27 PM   #4
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
Brosephine... I love that!

I don't really know, dude...would your lady shave your bunghole for you?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:40 PM   #5
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
If you lit your farts on a regular basis you wouldn't have this problem.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:41 PM   #6
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
I now a girl/astatition who had a guy come in to get his asshole waxed. You could try that.
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:08 PM   #7
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Shave your buns, homeslice.
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:17 PM   #8
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Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
Do you like, get turned on by yourself when you do that?

Just kidding.
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