Russian to take porn mags to the grave

Hammock Parties · 03-08-2006, 07:04 AM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

Russian to take porn mags to the grave

A Russian pensioner has designed his own coffin to include space for his prized collection of porn mags.

Vladimir Villisov decided to have a special coffin made after surviving a heart attack and realising he did not want to leave the magazines behind.

"The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life," said the unmarried 65-year-old from Mramorskoe.

He added that he even sometimes lies in his coffin, lined with red satin, to read his top shelf material, reported daily newspaper Utro.

JBucc · 03-08-2006, 07:16 AM

touching

**Rain Man** · 03-08-2006, 09:08 AM

He's going to get hit by grave robbers the first night he's down there.

**gblowfish** · 03-08-2006, 10:25 AM

They should bury him in a coffin shaped like a big box of Kleenex.

Kerberos · 03-08-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

They should bury him in a coffin shaped like a big box of Kleenex.

With his porno mags on one side and a eternal lifetime supply of KY jelly on the other.

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Skyy God · 03-08-2006, 12:55 PM

The real question is, will the Almighty let him bring his porno mag collection with him?

**Rain Man** · 03-08-2006, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pittsie

The real question is, will the Almighty let him bring his porno mag collection with him?

Checking out porn with God.

Russian guy: Look at the belugas on that chick.

God: Those aren't real.

Kerberos · 03-08-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pittsie

The real question is, will the Almighty let him bring his porno mag collection with him?

When I first got my cable modem and COX high speed internet I was under the impression that PORN on a high speed connection "WAS" a gift from GOD?

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mike_b_284 · 03-08-2006, 01:16 PM

That red satin probably will be red and white polka dots by the time he dies.

**Rain Man** · 03-08-2006, 01:26 PM

Checking out porn with God, Part 2:

Russian guy: Do you think she would take it up the -

God: She's conflicted about it, but she'll do it. It's not so much that she likes it as the fact that she's rebelling against her parents.

**Rain Man** · 03-08-2006, 01:28 PM

Checking out porn with God, Part 3:

Russian guy: Whoa, check out these two chicks going at it.

God: The one on the top is just doing it for the money. She's got a boyfriend, and they're going to get married as soon they have enough money to move out of her parents. Now, the one on the bottom says she's just doing it for the money, but secretly she kind of likes it. She won't admit it to anybody, though.

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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3288491 VARSITY	Checking out porn with God, Part 2: Russian guy: Do you think she would take it up the - God: She's conflicted about it, but she'll do it. It's not so much that she likes it as the fact that she's rebelling against her parents. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-08-2006, 01:28 PM	#11
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3288491 VARSITY	Checking out porn with God, Part 3: Russian guy: Whoa, check out these two chicks going at it. God: The one on the top is just doing it for the money. She's got a boyfriend, and they're going to get married as soon they have enough money to move out of her parents. Now, the one on the bottom says she's just doing it for the money, but secretly she kind of likes it. She won't admit it to anybody, though. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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