Funny Stuff Somebody kick this guy in the balls.

BWillie · 07-17-2009, 02:11 AM

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/stp/1270528268.html

I'm a lean/athletic, fairly good looking guy who has always had an odd desire to be kicked in the balls. I hope that if it happens, I will no longer want it to and will stop thinking about it lol. Basically I'm just a normal guy except for this and too embarrassed to ask anyone I know to do it for me, so if you could help me out, that would be great. I'm looking for basically any decent looking girl no older than 25 to just meet me and kick me in the balls a time or two. If you're worried about meeting me, we can talk on a messenger, or facebook or whatever and get to know each other first.

**007** · 07-17-2009, 02:14 AM

What the hell?

BWillie · 07-17-2009, 02:23 AM

Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

Ultra Peanut · 07-17-2009, 02:27 AM

No krab, no kick.

stumppy · 07-17-2009, 02:48 AM

It would be funny if someone posted a similar ad with contact info for GoatBoy. If someone contacted you tell them it has to be a 'suprise' kick. Send them pics and places he'll be at certain times ( I'm sure he would be happy to blab to everyone about where he goes and what he does during the week or weekend with a little proding). Hell, it wouldn't even have to be GoatBoy. I can think of a few posters shoe deserve a swift kick in the nuts. TC comes to mind... among others.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2009, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I knew what was going to happen every time but it was still hilarious.

ClevelandBronco · 07-17-2009, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I knew what was going to happen every time but it was still hilarious.

It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.

He about got his ass kicked a few times.

Pioli Zombie · 07-17-2009, 04:40 AM

That ad is posted on the bulletin board of The Ballbusters Club. My ex is the President.
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stumppy · 07-17-2009, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.

It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.

bishop_74 · 07-17-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.

I approve this post.

Katipan · 07-17-2009, 07:23 AM

I'd put my ball kicking abilities against any 25 year old's any day.

**Bwana** · 07-17-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

If I ever encountered Orange on the head and he tried to give me a nut tap, things would get a little western really really fast.

keg in kc · 07-17-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I'd put my ball licking abilities against any 25 year old's any day.

I bet.

Mr. Krab · 07-17-2009, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.

Definitely staged.

07-17-2009, 02:11 AM
BWillie Future NBA Finals MVP Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $2441241	Somebody kick this guy in the balls. http://kansascity.craigslist.org/stp/1270528268.html I'm a lean/athletic, fairly good looking guy who has always had an odd desire to be kicked in the balls. I hope that if it happens, I will no longer want it to and will stop thinking about it lol. Basically I'm just a normal guy except for this and too embarrassed to ask anyone I know to do it for me, so if you could help me out, that would be great. I'm looking for basically any decent looking girl no older than 25 to just meet me and kick me in the balls a time or two. If you're worried about meeting me, we can talk on a messenger, or facebook or whatever and get to know each other first.
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07-17-2009, 02:14 AM	#2
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07-17-2009, 02:23 AM	#3
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07-17-2009, 02:27 AM	#4
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07-17-2009, 02:48 AM	#5
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $1498590	It would be funny if someone posted a similar ad with contact info for GoatBoy. If someone contacted you tell them it has to be a 'suprise' kick. Send them pics and places he'll be at certain times ( I'm sure he would be happy to blab to everyone about where he goes and what he does during the week or weekend with a little proding). Hell, it wouldn't even have to be GoatBoy. I can think of a few posters shoe deserve a swift kick in the nuts. TC comes to mind... among others. __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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07-17-2009, 04:40 AM	#9
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	That ad is posted on the bulletin board of The Ballbusters Club. My ex is the President. Posted via Mobile Device
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07-17-2009, 07:23 AM	#12
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2750351	I'd put my ball kicking abilities against any 25 year old's any day. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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