I am Calling OUT BigRedChief and dude w/ Dancing Chicks - Page 3

ferrarispider95 · 10-20-2005, 11:09 PM

DUDE,
I maybe a newbie, but I am fucking sick of your signature. Yea it is cool the first few times, but your everytime you post, you slow down the thread. I am on broadband connection, and everytime the page won't scroll down or starts to pause I know you have posted.

How about you show a picture and have a link to the video.

ALSO THE DUDE WITH THE 4 DANCING CHICKS, Also cool, but sh*t, same issue.

Sincerely
ferrarispider95

KChiefsQT · 10-21-2005, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by onescrewleftuntwisted

you still in a bad mood?

damn i thought we cheered you up earlier

he's in a neverending bad mood.

Miles · 10-21-2005, 01:18 AM

Firefox and Adblock are your friends, insted of being a bit of a douche and calling people out. Also that option to turn off sigs.

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-21-2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Don't make me send ENDelt's baby of death after you...

i love it

Straight, No Chaser · 10-21-2005, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Miles

Firefox and Adblock are your friends, instead of being a bit of a douche and calling people out. Also that option to turn off sigs.

Good Advice but I tend to agree with his comment --not the way he made it. Those sigs are not only obnoxiously large but look stupid (maybe that's the point?). I mean seeing Kermit in a perpetual dip and dunk with a stuffed rabbit is enough to send someone into a seizure.

--->

Abba-Dabba · 10-21-2005, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Yeah, too bad it gets her in trouble every time she opens it.

Now wait just a ****ing minute here! Don't call me trouble.

**BigRedChief** · 10-21-2005, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrarispider95

DUDE,
I maybe a newbie, but I am fucking sick of your signature. Yea it is cool the first few times, but your everytime you post, you slow down the thread. I am on broadband connection, and everytime the page won't scroll down or starts to pause I know you have posted.

How about you show a picture and have a link to the video.

ALSO THE DUDE WITH THE 4 DANCING CHICKS, Also cool, but sh*t, same issue.

Sincerely
ferrarispider95

You know how to turn off rep but not sigs? Considering all the rep I have recieved for my sig and you are only the 2nd person to whine I thnk I'll just ignore you besides you are done here. Go change your username now and save yourself some trouble.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in KC, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-reeruned, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Dr. Chief · 10-21-2005, 05:28 AM

I am guessing you feel better now?

**BigRedChief** · 10-21-2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Chief

I am guessing you feel better now?

credit goes to coltinsider. I just copied and pasted. Remember I'm not funny. If I'm funny I've ripped someone off.

Braincase · 10-21-2005, 05:56 AM

Right now ferrarispyder95 looks like the shell-shocked loser in "Patton", with a baby in the lead role. Hilarious mental image...

Wile_E_Coyote · 10-21-2005, 06:14 AM

being a douche only gets you in one time spider, at least I would hope to think so
ewwww

cadmonkey · 10-21-2005, 06:16 AM

This just pissed me of. I may just put all my dancing ladies back into my sig.

StcChief · 10-21-2005, 06:24 AM

How about you change your profile to 'work' and the avi's and sig pics dont show up.

Newbie.

Eleazar · 10-21-2005, 06:34 AM

Turn sigs off dude.

Inspector · 10-21-2005, 06:36 AM

ferrarispider95,

So, have you learned your lesson? Here's a suggestion to add to the rest and it's common sense.

1) Leave

2) Try again with a different user name, maybe wait a week or two.

3) Learn how some of the features work and utilize them so you wont see sig's and avatars. I haven't seen any in a looong time (posting from work)

4) Buy BigRedChief a 6 pack of his favorite brew. He deserves it because of the comments you made and as a reward for his most outstanding, even though ripped-off post.

5) When you do return under a different user name, never be an ass here again and give BigRedChief a lot of rep.

BTW, rep to BigRedChief. One of the best comeback posts I've ever seen!

Kclee · 10-21-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

credit goes to coltinsider.

Yeah, but he ripped it off from George Carlin.

10-20-2005, 11:09 PM
ferrarispider95 She reads at a sophomore level Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: KANSAS Casino cash: $10004945	I am Calling OUT BigRedChief and dude w/ Dancing Chicks DUDE, I maybe a newbie, but I am fucking sick of your signature. Yea it is cool the first few times, but your everytime you post, you slow down the thread. I am on broadband connection, and everytime the page won't scroll down or starts to pause I know you have posted. How about you show a picture and have a link to the video. ALSO THE DUDE WITH THE 4 DANCING CHICKS, Also cool, but sh*t, same issue. Sincerely ferrarispider95
Posts: 1,493

10-21-2005, 01:18 AM	#32
Miles MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $1552400	Firefox and Adblock are your friends, insted of being a bit of a douche and calling people out. Also that option to turn off sigs.
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10-21-2005, 05:28 AM	#37
Dr. Chief Probes issues and other things Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Joplin, MO Casino cash: $10004900	I am guessing you feel better now? __________________
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10-21-2005, 05:56 AM	#39
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	Right now ferrarispyder95 looks like the shell-shocked loser in "Patton", with a baby in the lead role. Hilarious mental image... __________________ BrainCase
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10-21-2005, 06:14 AM	#40
Wile_E_Coyote avatar down for remodel Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	being a douche only gets you in one time spider, at least I would hope to think so ewwww
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10-21-2005, 06:16 AM	#41
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	This just pissed me of. I may just put all my dancing ladies back into my sig. __________________
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10-21-2005, 06:24 AM	#42
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	How about you change your profile to 'work' and the avi's and sig pics dont show up. Newbie. __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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10-21-2005, 06:34 AM	#43
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Turn sigs off dude.
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10-21-2005, 06:36 AM	#44
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	ferrarispider95, So, have you learned your lesson? Here's a suggestion to add to the rest and it's common sense. 1) Leave 2) Try again with a different user name, maybe wait a week or two. 3) Learn how some of the features work and utilize them so you wont see sig's and avatars. I haven't seen any in a looong time (posting from work) 4) Buy BigRedChief a 6 pack of his favorite brew. He deserves it because of the comments you made and as a reward for his most outstanding, even though ripped-off post. 5) When you do return under a different user name, never be an ass here again and give BigRedChief a lot of rep. BTW, rep to BigRedChief. One of the best comeback posts I've ever seen!
Posts: 7,907