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Old 09-04-2005, 06:06 PM  
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Smokin' a 7-pound pork butt tomorrow...
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I've never done the butt before (make your jokes now), so... how long, temperature, etc? I've got a rub penetrating (more jokes) right now.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:09 PM   #2
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:13 PM   #3
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If it's your first time, you'll want to make sure there is plenty of lube handy. The length depends on the individual and the temperture should be right around 98.6.

Good luck. Don't forget to get a couple drinks in her first.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:15 PM   #4
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Which is odd, makes me wonder what happened to the other 5 pounds Beerme lost.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:16 PM   #5
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done the butt before .......how long .....I've got a rub penetrating ... right now.
you said "BUTT"

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Old 09-04-2005, 06:17 PM   #6
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If it's your first time, you'll want to make sure there is plenty of lube handy. The length depends on the individual and the temperture should be right around 98.6.

Good luck. Don't forget to get a couple drinks in her first.
A couple? You'll probably have to get her plastered!!!
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:26 PM   #7
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A couple? You'll probably have to get her plastered!!!
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:27 PM   #8
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I've never done the butt before (make your jokes now), so... how long, temperature, etc? I've got a rub penetrating (more jokes) right now.
Sooooooooooooooo many jokes there. My brain is overloading...
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:29 PM   #9
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I too am on joke overload... All of them having to do with FireMeBoy sexually copulating a pork butt.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:31 PM   #10
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:11 PM   #11
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10 posts, and not a serious one among them... I completely, 100% expected that.

Wow... you guys never fail.







Now... all that's past, and at least KCHawg was nice enough to PM me a serious response.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:12 PM   #12
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Sooooooooooooooo many jokes there. My brain is overloading...
That was kind of the idea in wording the thread as I did... however, I expected SOMEONE to give me a real suggestion.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:14 PM   #13
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I too am on joke overload... All of them having to do with FireMeBoy sexually copulating a pork butt.
Same here, except my jokes all have to do with Jewish women and zoo monkeys.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:54 PM   #14
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That was kind of the idea in wording the thread as I did... however, I expected SOMEONE to give me a real suggestion.
a real suggestion?

maybe you didn't wait long enough...

"you should probably shred that butt before you roll it up and smoke it... "
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:55 PM   #15
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Same here, except my jokes all have to do with Jewish women and zoo monkeys.
wow, that's intriguing...

are we talking about little monkeys or big ones?
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