Top 10 Renovations Required on Pennsylvania Avenue before January.

[KCWolfman]

10. Remove "Bubba's Fish and Ribs" from the speed dial in the Oval Office.

9. Return Ming Dynasty Vases graciously donated by the Chinese Communist Party.

8. Remove "Bra Cup Size" from the intern applications.

7. Remove the two double beds and replace them with a King Size one in the Presidential Bedroom.

6. Remind Janet Reno not to make anymore obscene phone calls in jest, Hillary will no longer be answering.

5. Pack up the Mason Jars in the Presidential Glass Cabinet.

4. Memo created to remind willy to look for any leftover F.B.I. documents accidently left behind.

3. Eat all the moon pies before the Bush's come over to inspect the place.

2. Duct tape hole in Presidential Chair.

1. Place a picture of willy smiling in the top drawer with the caption "I beat your daddy!"

[KCWolfman]

Joe - No offense was taken. Actually, I liked quite a few of your comments. I actually put the #1 reason up for all you Gore Supporters anyway.

[Mi_chief_fan]

Russ,
I'm glad you weren't offended. I just couldn't resist.

Cannibal,
Glad you liked those. Somebody should submit these to Letterman.

[morphius]

Fly - Leiberman, he played a conservitive democrat role when in congress, but when around Rosko he acted different and did what Rosko told him to do.

[Cannibal]

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[Raiderhater]

Wolfman, that is hilarious!

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