Life May be going to jail for awhile - Page 36

MTG#10 · 02-18-2012, 12:32 PM

Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time.

I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.

BIG_DADDY · 03-01-2012, 01:20 PM

You gotta do what you gotta do. Best of luck with all that.

**Gonzo** · 03-01-2012, 01:21 PM

He's hanging out with Fisty McTatt, drinking all kinds of beer and ****in bitches. That's how Fisty rolls.
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listopencil · 03-01-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

No difference between parents and step parents. Mom's boyfriend-of-the-month doesn't belong to the club.

^

burt · 03-01-2012, 01:28 PM

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**Lzen** · 03-01-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Me too.

It's funny, I know I deserved it a few times more than I got it, and I turned out pretty decent. But the time I remember the most was an April fools day joke.

I came home as normal and my step dad was sitting in his chair holding the "board of education" when I walked in the house. He asked me how school was and asked if I knew why he was there with the paddle. I nervously said "no". He said that disappointed him and it meant I was going to get even more punishment. He dragged it out pretty perfectly, I was sucked in to his story that the principle called with bad news about my behavior in school without so much as questioning it. I hadn't done anything, but before I knew it, he had me about ready to cry my eyes out and plead that I had done nothing wrong.

I still remember sitting there ready for a butt whacking that I had no idea as to the reason why it was happening. My stepdad got in a "ready position" and drew the paddle back. He started his swing and stopped just short of my rear end when he said;

"April Fools"

I'm so happy I can kick his ass now.......

Oh, holy crap. That's good stuff. I may have to use that one.

BIG_DADDY · 03-04-2012, 12:08 PM

There sure are some self-riteous dick heads in this thread.
It must really suck to have to get a divorce when you have a kid/kids. Losing a loving family with a mother and a father in a healthy enviroment can never be replaced. To then have your children raised by some other dude I can't even imagine. To know he is physically abusing your child/children who knows what any parent is capable of at that point. To be in the position MTG is now has to hurt you down to your very core. To come in and start capping on the guy and throwing a bunch of hate his way at this point in unbelievable.

I wish you all the luck in the world bro and truly hope you come out of this OK. I will keep you and your kids in our prayers.

NewChief · 03-04-2012, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

There sure are some self-riteous dick heads in this thread.
It must really suck to have to get a divorce when you have a kid/kids. Losing a loving family with a mother and a father in a healthy enviroment can never be replaced. To then have your children raised by some other dude I can't even imagine. To know he is physically abusing your child/children who knows what any parent is capable of at that point. To be in the position MTG is now has to hurt you down to your very core. To come in and start capping on the guy and throwing a bunch of hate his way at this point in unbelievable.

I wish you all the luck in the world bro and truly hope you come out of this OK. I will keep you and your kids in our prayers.

You, evidently, have missed this poster's history during your hiatuses. Trust, me, he doesn't deserve any sort of sympathy, and he's probably making the whole thing up. If he's to be believed, though, his life is straight off a Jerry Springer episode of his own making.

|Zach| · 03-04-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

There sure are some self-riteous dick heads in this thread.
It must really suck to have to get a divorce when you have a kid/kids. Losing a loving family with a mother and a father in a healthy enviroment can never be replaced. To then have your children raised by some other dude I can't even imagine. To know he is physically abusing your child/children who knows what any parent is capable of at that point. To be in the position MTG is now has to hurt you down to your very core. To come in and start capping on the guy and throwing a bunch of hate his way at this point in unbelievable.

I wish you all the luck in the world bro and truly hope you come out of this OK. I will keep you and your kids in our prayers.

No way you know this posters history in some of these past threads.

BIG_DADDY · 03-04-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

You, evidently, have missed this poster's history during your hiatuses. Trust, me, he doesn't deserve any sort of sympathy, and he's probably making the whole thing up. If he's to be believed, though, his life is straight off a Jerry Springer episode of his own making.

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Originally Posted by |Zoccer|

No way you know this posters history in some of these past threads.

You guys are absolutely correct in th.at assesment, I am just going off of what was posted.

ClevelandBronco · 03-04-2012, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You guys are absolutely correct in th.at assesment, I am just going off of what was posted.

Yeah. Save your prayers. It's an elaborate white trash fiction.

Imon Yourside · 03-04-2012, 10:59 PM

When does it come out in Paperback? Big Screen?

kepp · 03-05-2012, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

When does it come out in Paperback? Big Screen?

Straight to DVD...or Betamax

**Dave Lane** · 03-05-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Has anybody paid for your neutering yet? Because I will if they won't.

I'm in. We need way less morans running around the earth.

Imon Yourside · 03-05-2012, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

Straight to DVD...or Betamax

Get that disco ball spinning extra fast then.

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02-18-2012, 12:32 PM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7514386	May be going to jail for awhile Actually just got out yesterday morning after spending a night but depending on the judge's mood I could go back for a long time. I put my ex-wife's boyfriend in the hospital Thursday evening for slapping my 11 year old daughter across the face. She called me crying about 7PM saying he slapped her for telling her mom to shut up. She also informed me he spanked my 6 year old son about a month before that but didnt tell me because her mom made her promise she wouldnt. I went over there and confronted him about it. He denied it, then my daughter came outside and I could still see the hand print on her face. The whole thing got bad quick. I used no restraint and by the time my ex's neighbor pulled me off of him he was coughing up blood. My lawyer informed me that he had a collapsed lung, broken nose, broken orbital bone near his left eye, broken collar bone, and a ruptured spleen. I only hope the judge has a daughter and can be reasonable and understand my side. I go back to court March 8th.
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BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5068410	There sure are some self-riteous dick heads in this thread. It must really suck to have to get a divorce when you have a kid/kids. Losing a loving family with a mother and a father in a healthy enviroment can never be replaced. To then have your children raised by some other dude I can't even imagine. To know he is physically abusing your child/children who knows what any parent is capable of at that point. To be in the position MTG is now has to hurt you down to your very core. To come in and start capping on the guy and throwing a bunch of hate his way at this point in unbelievable. I wish you all the luck in the world bro and truly hope you come out of this OK. I will keep you and your kids in our prayers. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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