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Wow....what a lovely family that would never be.
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08-16-2008, 03:09 PM | #3 |
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Fast forward to the honeymoon:
She carries him across the threshold at the Motel Six, throws him down on the bed, sits on his head, rips off her wedding gown and screams: "DO ME GOOD YOU LITTLE HOMO, and you BETTER make me COME HARD!!!" She's probably got a big cast iron skillet at home, too. BTW: Tonya Harding is from Washington State, isn't she? |
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08-16-2008, 03:24 PM | #6 |
usually hooplah is involved
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Chicks from Walla Walla swalla swalla.
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08-16-2008, 03:30 PM | #7 |
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Hell Bwana, I'll bet you could take her.
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08-16-2008, 03:34 PM | #8 |
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08-16-2008, 03:35 PM | #9 |
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Perhaps, but this is the kind of crazy bitch that would whip out a .44 and pop a cap in a guys back. If the dude has half a brain, he will get the hell out of Dodge while he has the chance and go close the deal with her friend.
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08-16-2008, 03:39 PM | #10 |
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It would've been fun to see them stuff wedding cake into each other's mouths.
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