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Coach · 03-03-2013, 10:07 PM

So, I have noticed that there is a trend on some threads in here that some people are dating, so I was thinking of a game to play, if you're bored. Just roll with the punches or whatever.

What would your dating profile be like if you were to join a dating website that resembles like ChiefsPlanet? What would you put on there? If you need some examples, I suggest you go to either match.com, Plenty of Fish.com, OkCupid, to name a few.

Have fun with it. Yes, I'm bored, and this off-season is boring the hell out of me.

Go.

**Easy 6** · 03-14-2013, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

It would be pretty cool if Sorter really was the girl in (his?her?) avatar. Boxxy probably has a lot of interesting stories to tell.

He had me fooled for a while, i had no idea who boxxy was, so i thought it was sorter.

I was hard at work on a plan to RAIL him

**Fire Me Boy!** · 03-14-2013, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

So are we assuming that everyone is built like a Linebacker, can throw a football 75 yards, runs a 4.5 40 and has a 8+ inch penis?

Pfft. 6-4, 250, 3% body fat, 4.2 40... let's just say they have to measure how far I can chuck the ball on a par 5. And 8-inches? If you're measuring just the tip.

**Easy 6** · 03-14-2013, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

What kind of beer?

Only the very finest varieties, like Old Milwaukee.

**gblowfish** · 03-14-2013, 03:50 PM

HI!
I'm new to the area.
Don't know a lot of people here, but I really like Prince, and Wheaties are good too.

I'm married, but my wife doesn't seem to mind if I go out of town about eight or ten weekends a year without her.

What do I like?
Well, I like K-Swiss shoes,
Trying on hats,
Holding a clipboard and looking at pictures.
I like laying down in a dark room with a wet washcloth over my forehead.

How bout you?
Can I turn your world on with a smile?

KurtCobain · 03-14-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

So are we assuming that everyone is built like a Linebacker, can throw a football 75 yards, runs a 4.5 40 and has a 8+ inch penis?

Mine is about 4 inches on a good day.

AdumbGuy · 03-14-2013, 04:02 PM

Hi, I'm a AdumbGuy and I like boobs. Preferably boobs that were kind of just ok at one point, but are underwhelming now and require very expensive bras to look presentable. I will NEVER leave you for younger perkier boobs.

San Francisco/New England locals only.

03-03-2013, 10:07 PM
Coach Champs! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5968476	ChiefPlanet Dating So, I have noticed that there is a trend on some threads in here that some people are dating, so I was thinking of a game to play, if you're bored. Just roll with the punches or whatever. What would your dating profile be like if you were to join a dating website that resembles like ChiefsPlanet? What would you put on there? If you need some examples, I suggest you go to either match.com, Plenty of Fish.com, OkCupid, to name a few. Have fun with it. Yes, I'm bored, and this off-season is boring the hell out of me. Go.
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03-14-2013, 03:50 PM	#49
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	HI! I'm new to the area. Don't know a lot of people here, but I really like Prince, and Wheaties are good too. I'm married, but my wife doesn't seem to mind if I go out of town about eight or ten weekends a year without her. What do I like? Well, I like K-Swiss shoes, Trying on hats, Holding a clipboard and looking at pictures. I like laying down in a dark room with a wet washcloth over my forehead. How bout you? Can I turn your world on with a smile? Attached Thumbnails
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03-14-2013, 04:02 PM	#51
AdumbGuy Starter Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Dominica, no seriously. Casino cash: $10004900	Hi, I'm a AdumbGuy and I like boobs. Preferably boobs that were kind of just ok at one point, but are underwhelming now and require very expensive bras to look presentable. I will NEVER leave you for younger perkier boobs. San Francisco/New England locals only.
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