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View Poll Results: Could your massive muff marauder turn a carpet munching lesbian straight? | |||
Yes - No woman on earth can resist my massive peen | 12 | 33.33% | |
No - My peen is small and dainty | 5 | 13.89% | |
I'm actually a woman born in a man's body | 4 | 11.11% | |
Gaz once turned a gay man straight and a lesbian into a man | 15 | 41.67% | |
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05-16-2016, 01:18 AM | #31 |
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Not since 1995, for me anyway. I saw probably a thousand boobs on the beach that year. The last time I saw a topless "girl" on the beach in Denmark, she was about 70 to 74 and the thought crossed my mind that it had been a while since I had pancakes for breakfast, but I was in no way hungry for them now.
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05-16-2016, 06:49 AM | #32 |
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05-16-2016, 07:49 AM | #33 |
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Who cares ? It's pretty much all about me anyways.
However, given the chance, my Incredible Heat Seeking Moisture Missile could probably turn one for a solid 60 to 90 seconds.
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05-16-2016, 07:51 AM | #34 |
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Haven't read the posts in here, but my first thought is...
If a woman prefers no penis, then how will a massive one turn her? |
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05-16-2016, 09:11 AM | #35 |
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If a lesbian uses a dildo she still likes penis, therefore how can they be homosexual?
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05-16-2016, 09:16 AM | #36 |
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I don't have a massive muff marauder. I have a cervical battering ram.
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05-16-2016, 09:37 AM | #37 |
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05-16-2016, 09:53 AM | #38 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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05-16-2016, 12:45 PM | #39 | |
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You need to return your vag!
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05-16-2016, 12:48 PM | #40 |
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Lebians should be banned from Penis dildo's! If you don't like dick you cant use fake dick! Can't have it both ways.
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05-16-2016, 03:02 PM | #41 |
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05-16-2016, 03:15 PM | #42 |
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Nobody can be turned anything.
People might change their batting stance for the right person but they will always be a switch hitter. FYI - Nothing wrong with that either imo. Too many people get caught up in judging other people instead of their own ****ed up lives.
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