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Old 06-06-2015, 06:46 PM  
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subungual hematoma...

....****!


Crushed my middle finger between two flagstones today while working on a new patio.

Nail is black. Finger is throbbing. Pain radiating.

How can something so small hurt so bad? I'm about to cut my ****ing finger off.
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:00 AM   #31
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:18 AM   #32
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I think this could be hall of fame worthy!!!

anyway you could smash another finger and then take a video instead of pics?
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:31 AM   #33
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:37 AM   #34
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Wow, impressive. Everyone was just making stuff up, but it may have actually worked.
LOL

I've done this once before while I was at work. This was about 11 yrs ago.
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Old 06-07-2015, 10:00 AM   #35
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Big or small...I just drilled a hole by hand through my fingernail. Think about it.

As for dirty nails...my hand was in so much pain that washing them was hell. So I have a little dirt under my nails...go change your pad.
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Old 06-07-2015, 10:01 AM   #36
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Oh and I just had round 2 of draining. Drilled a little..bled a little more. Feel betta!
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Old 06-07-2015, 11:09 AM   #37
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Someone on twitter needs to get a hold of Tyler Bray and have him swing by Tomahawk's place to cheer him up and tuck him in. Tomahawk has earned it.
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Old 06-07-2015, 11:17 AM   #38
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Old 06-07-2015, 11:28 AM   #39
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Old 06-07-2015, 12:00 PM   #40
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Did anyone watch that Russian guy squeeze blackberry jam out of his leg in that video that Stanley posted? WTH were those things that looked like blackberry seeds?
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Old 06-07-2015, 12:03 PM   #41
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Old 06-07-2015, 01:07 PM   #42
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Oh and I just had round 2 of draining. Drilled a little..bled a little more. Feel betta!
You get a video of that?
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:00 PM   #43
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Did anyone watch that Russian guy squeeze blackberry jam out of his leg in that video that Stanley posted? WTH were those things that looked like blackberry seeds?
Fat cells, the jam was clotted blood.
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Old 06-07-2015, 05:50 PM   #44
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Old 06-07-2015, 06:12 PM   #45
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subungual hematoma...

Update.: finger feels great compared to this time yesterday! Not sure if I'll have to drain it again...we will see in the morning.

I recommend this drill technique to anyone who deals with thus bullshit time to time.

Hoping because I did this, I will be able to keep my fingernail!
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