Ashlee Simpson to pose for playboy?

**Dunit35** · 06-29-2006, 11:48 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee...boy-no-thanks/

I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now.

Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW.

Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?

Moooo · 06-29-2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35

http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee...boy-no-thanks/

I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now.

Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW.

Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?

The problem is money isn't going to drive her, cause I have a feeling she'll be living off the fat of the land from big sister...

Plus, her biggest problem is stepping out of the shadow of sis, and although this would DEFINITELY do that, I don't think it would in the way she wants to.

But I'd look at the pics if a link showed up for them in the Pics thread.

Moooo

Clint in Wichita · 06-30-2006, 09:45 AM

She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

StcChief · 06-30-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

Tough job being a no talent ass clown...

**ChiTown** · 06-30-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

USED IN A SENTENCE
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

Mr. Laz · 06-30-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

1. ANGRY PIRATE

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

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dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

that's soooooooo wrong

BIG_DADDY · 06-30-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her.

Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate".

Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.

Clint in Wichita · 06-30-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Quit acting like your some major playah. You're not fooling anyone you would do her in a second.

If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you.

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.

BIG_DADDY · 06-30-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Clint in Wichita

If anyone is guilty of pretending to be a major "playah", it's you.

My Angry Pirate reference should've left no doubt about my stance on doing her.

You would nibble her corn.

**Dunit35** · 06-29-2006, 11:52 PM

4 million bones to pose for that. I could live off that for the rest of my life.

**Bugeater** · 06-29-2006, 11:55 PM

She's obviously figured out that singing...err...lip-synching isn't going to get her anywhere.

Spicy McHaggis · 06-29-2006, 11:57 PM

Would she actually pose or just have her head photoshopped in?

Mecca · 06-30-2006, 12:18 AM

I don't know if she exactly "looks better"........she had a bunch of plastic surgery.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 06-30-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't know if she exactly "looks better"........she had a bunch of plastic surgery.

I think her new nose looks nice.

Mecca · 06-30-2006, 01:03 AM

She looks basically like a mini me Jessica now. Plus thier dad is one creepy bastard.

06-29-2006, 11:48 PM	Topic Starter
Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $1517045	Ashlee Simpson to pose for playboy? http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/27/ashlee...boy-no-thanks/ I was hoping she'd do it. I definately would've picked that issue up, she looks much better now. Picture shows a tad bit of cleavage, so maybe it's NSFW. Who would've bought it or atleast took a peek at it?
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06-30-2006, 09:45 AM	#3
Clint in Wichita Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	She's dumb, she's ugly, she's tone deaf, she's riding her sister's coattails, and I hate her. Definitely a candidate for the "Angry Pirate". __________________ I think they should hand out fudge at communion...so you can have the body of Christ with or without nuts.
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06-29-2006, 11:52 PM	#10
Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $1517045	4 million bones to pose for that. I could live off that for the rest of my life.
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06-29-2006, 11:55 PM	#11
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6252680	She's obviously figured out that singing...err...lip-synching isn't going to get her anywhere.
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06-29-2006, 11:57 PM	#12
Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	Would she actually pose or just have her head photoshopped in?
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Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2597050	I don't know if she exactly "looks better"........she had a bunch of plastic surgery.
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06-30-2006, 01:03 AM	#15
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2597050	She looks basically like a mini me Jessica now. Plus thier dad is one creepy bastard.
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