KU Brannen Greene is a giant douche - Page 11

KCCHIEFS27 · 02-23-2014, 02:27 AM

So, as my girlfriend and I were dropping off two of my close friends at the Oread Hotel, Brannen Greene is walking out. Obviously, hammered out of his mind. Takes one look inside our car and decides to throw a pizza box right onto my windshield. Before I can even get out and say anything, the prick comes up to my side window and starts yelling obscenities and asking me what the f*** I'm going to do. Okay, I get it, you are a Kansas basketball player. Congratulations, bum. I try to let the bad apple be and just leave without incident, but as we are trying to leave, Greene and his friend, with a group of about 4 girls, are standing exactly in the exit of the drive. We honk and they immediately start to turn and yell at us as if we are in the wrong, but my girlfriend opens the door and tells them to get the f*** out of the way and they again, direct nothing but hostility towards us as if we're wrong for trying to use the drive and by interrupting their conversation. Of course, everybody laughs and security does nothing. I know it's a college basketball town, but damn, I am really pissed off right now because of this idiotic behavior and disrespectful nature. I decided to take the high road since I am 28 and recently out of the Navy, but I know the guy has had issues before because it is continuously brought up by his lack of playing time and comments from Self. I just lost a TON of respect for these guys.

TLO · 02-23-2014, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

A pizza box? Hit a Nissan Sentra? Probably bent the frame.
Let it go. Plus these guys are just ****ing with you. What are toy going to do? Step out and face a 6'7" drunk BBall player?
If you were R8tard you just shoot because your standing your ground.. I mean scared out of your mind.
Also he may have been drunk, but Greene is no dummy. Smart as hell. Harvard spent accept the Morrii tards. Harvard offered this kid.

Anyway, you'll live. And be glad if they'd the worst encounter toy have in life.

How drunk are you?

WilliamTheIrish · 02-23-2014, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke

How drunk are you?

25 years clean and sober this April. ****ing swype on a phone. What can you do?
Took me a while to edit that shit too.

Reerun_KC · 02-23-2014, 06:27 PM

Silly kitty

**J Diddy** · 02-23-2014, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

25 years clean and sober this April. ****ing swype on a phone. What can you do?
Took me a while to edit that shit too.

I find it incredibly difficult to buy that an Irish man is sober.

WilliamTheIrish · 02-23-2014, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dick Bull

I find it incredibly difficult to buy that an Irish man is sober.

I get that a lot.

I've done what Brannan Greene has done. Only it wasn't a pizza box. I threw a rotting bag of catfish guts on a car in a drunken stupor once. Also laid a big road kill rotting squirrel on an intake manifold of a guy I didn't care for. It was a fairly new Ford truck. Mid 80's.
I don't think that smell comes out.

**J Diddy** · 02-23-2014, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

I get that a lot.

I've done what Brannan Greene has done. Only it wasn't a pizza box. I threw a rotting bag of catfish guts on a car in a drunken stupor once. Also laid a big road kill rotting squirrel on an intake manifold of a guy I didn't care for. It was a fairly new Ford truck. Mid 80's.
I don't think that smell comes out.

What the hell do you call that? If no names have been established yet I suggest "gutting a car" and "giving them the stinky squirrel"

Ceej · 02-23-2014, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

I get that a lot.

I've done what Brannan Greene has done. Only it wasn't a pizza box. I threw a rotting bag of catfish guts on a car in a drunken stupor once. Also laid a big road kill rotting squirrel on an intake manifold of a guy I didn't care for. It was a fairly new Ford truck. Mid 80's.
I don't think that smell comes out.

You did that to a guy who served in the Navy, right?

Reerun_KC · 02-23-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ceej

You did that to a guy who served in the Navy, right?

Navy? Really? We are talkimg William here. Its Marine corp or bust. F the Navy.

02-23-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Iconic

Should have used your Navy training and beat his ass then booked it.

He said "Navy" not "Seals".

**J Diddy** · 02-23-2014, 07:11 PM

All I know is that Greene is one lucky sumabitch that he didn't throw his pizza box at dude's boat. That would have went really bad.

Zebedee DuBois · 02-23-2014, 07:11 PM

I made a lot of really questionable decisions between the age of 15 and the age of 25.
There is a lot on natural selection going on in that decade.

Braincase · 02-23-2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

It's amazing how much venom the victim in the story is drawing, and how many excuses are made for the piece of shit athlete.

Are all KU fans as big a piece of crap as this moron they're defending?

Don't you have a toilet to empty your douchiness into?

Fairplay · 02-23-2014, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

I made a lot of really questionable decisions between the age of 15 and the age of 25.
There is a lot on natural selection going on in that decade.

That's the knucklehead era

Bambi · 02-23-2014, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

At this point, the NCAA vacating any of KU's regular season wins for the rest of the year as a result of this pizza box incident is probably the best shot the Big XII has at stopping KU from winning their 10th straight conference title.

lol, it's good to be King

WilliamTheIrish · 02-23-2014, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dick Bull

What the hell do you call that? If no names have been established yet I suggest "gutting a car" and "giving them the stinky squirrel"

I don't know if there is a name for it. I just know that when I picked up that dead squirrell, it stunk to the heavens. I heard he couldn't find it quickly and his truck smelled like a dump for months.

I can't even remember what compelled me to throw the fish renderings. I remember hearing how funny it was the next day.

02-23-2014, 02:27 AM
KCCHIEFS27 Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: KS Casino cash: $10019064	Brannen Greene is a giant douche So, as my girlfriend and I were dropping off two of my close friends at the Oread Hotel, Brannen Greene is walking out. Obviously, hammered out of his mind. Takes one look inside our car and decides to throw a pizza box right onto my windshield. Before I can even get out and say anything, the prick comes up to my side window and starts yelling obscenities and asking me what the f* I'm going to do. Okay, I get it, you are a Kansas basketball player. Congratulations, bum. I try to let the bad apple be and just leave without incident, but as we are trying to leave, Greene and his friend, with a group of about 4 girls, are standing exactly in the exit of the drive. We honk and they immediately start to turn and yell at us as if we are in the wrong, but my girlfriend opens the door and tells them to get the f* out of the way and they again, direct nothing but hostility towards us as if we're wrong for trying to use the drive and by interrupting their conversation. Of course, everybody laughs and security does nothing. I know it's a college basketball town, but damn, I am really pissed off right now because of this idiotic behavior and disrespectful nature. I decided to take the high road since I am 28 and recently out of the Navy, but I know the guy has had issues before because it is continuously brought up by his lack of playing time and comments from Self. I just lost a TON of respect for these guys.
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