"All Idiot Team" Player Groupings

[Bob Dole]

As requested, this seperate and distinct thread that is loosely associated with the other thread but needs a place of its own so as not to clutter up the other thread that deals with signings and other related decisions that don't really fit in this topic so should be relegated to the other topic that already exists elsewhere on the BB which is more appropriate for that type of discussion while this one is for addressing naming of our "player grouping."

(Just trying to ramble like an idiot...)

Bob Dole submits "Big Penguin" for the name of our one-back offensive set.

[KCTitus]

Albatross for our 2TE/I formation set.

[Mi_chief_fan]

How about "ignore the gunners" on punt returns.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole assumed that every Special Teams grouping would be called "Giant Brain Fart."

[Dartgod]

For our short yardage situations, I suggest we run our "If a tree falls in the forest..." package.

I think Giant Brain Fart would be appropriate for a unit which features the punter/kicker as leading tackler.

[Mark M]

Okay, this info is now in three separate threads. Just want to cover all of my bases.

"Hungry Hippo" for two TE sets.

"Farting Fleas" for our 3 WR grouping.

"Kill Ken" could be a zone blitz, but we just stand there yelling out facts and stats, thus confusing the other team.

MM
~~Could do this for hours.

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[Mi_chief_fan]

How about our 5 wide set. We could call it "Elvis Dies!"

Any package that "features" a pulling G should be called "Scrambling Swine".

[Bob Dole]

How about Kurt's still-in-the-design-phase 1-2-8 defensive set?

Bob - how bout 0U812?

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole was thinking more along the lines of "Big Bend" or "Good Googly Moogly."

[Mi_chief_fan]

Here's a blitz package: the one legged coyote. Drop all 4 d-linemen into coverage, 2 linebackers, and blitz the 3rd.

[Bob Dole]

But remember, the players have to be instructed to give away the blitz package well before the snap. When the QB lines up under center, the 4 linemen need to turn their backs to the line of scrimmage and run full speed in the opposite direction.

[Cannibal]

This is funny as hell.

You guys took his idea and ran with it. He must hate it.