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Old 06-12-2006, 03:18 PM  
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How would you score on an immigration test?

http://usgovinfo.about.com/blinstst.htm

Here's a sample of the questions asked on the INS immigration test. How would you do if you were to take it right now?

I scored a 95. Here are the five I missed:

How many amendments are there to the Constitution? I said 28, but it's 27.

How many representatives are there in Congress? I said 452, but it's 435.

Can you name the original 13 states (colonies)? I left out Rhode Island, and incorrectly included Vermont.

What is the INS form used to apply to become a naturalized citizen? Honestly, unless you've gone through the process, or work for the INS, who's going to know that one? It's Form N-400.

In what year was the Constitution written? I said 1782, but it's 1787.

How did you score?

PS - but for a recent conversation in DC, I probably would have missed the one about who takes over if the President and Vice President die. I had previously thought it was the Secretary of State.

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Old 06-12-2006, 03:22 PM   #2
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:23 PM   #3
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Thanks for the answers. I'll take the test now of course.
Don't worry, there are 95 other questions.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:33 PM   #4
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http://usgovinfo.about.com/blinstst.htm#33

Here's a sample of the questions asked on the INS immigration test. How would you do if you were to take it right now?

I scored a 95. Here are the five I missed:

How many amendments are there to the Constitution? I said 28, but it's 27.

How many representatives are there in Congress? I said 452, but it's 435.

Can you name the original 13 states (colonies)? I left out Rhode Island, and incorrectly included Vermont.

What is the INS form used to apply to become a naturalized citizen? Honestly, unless you've gone through the process, or work for the INS, who's going to know that one? It's Form N-400.

In what year was the Constitution written? I said 1782, but it's 1787.

How did you score?

PS - but for a recent conversation in DC, I probably would have missed the one about who takes over if the President and Vice President die. I had previously thought it was the Secretary of State.
I aced it when I took in real life. I'd probably score in the mid-90s now.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:44 PM   #5
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Don't worry, there are 95 other questions.


To be honest I would have gotten the same ones wrong too, but taken a guess at that date and may have gotten it. Don't know.

But #78 is wrong. We have a Republican form of govt.
Not as in the party but as in a "Republic".
This is a common misconception but an important distinction, imo.

#87 is an opinion
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:47 PM   #6
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To be honest I would have gotten the same ones wrong too, but taken a guess at that date and may have gotten it. Don't know.

But #78 is wrong. We have a Republican form of govt.
Not as in the party but as in a "Republic".
This is a common misconception but an important distinction, imo.

#87 is an opinion
Heh. They must have changed 78. IIRC, the correct answer then was "representative republic."

On 87, they used to allow a selection of answers.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:48 PM   #7
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:48 PM   #8
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Heh. They must have changed 78. IIRC, the correct answer than was "representative republic."

On 87, they used to allow a selection of answers.
Both those would make it even more accurate, particularly #78.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:52 PM   #9
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Both those would make it even more accurate, particularly #78.
Yeah, I remember that one distinctly because my mother kept answering "a democracy!" when she was studying for it.

I remember my father yelling, "Jezuzz Christ woman! Are you fucking dense!!?" and her giggling.
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I probably would have missed the one about who takes over if the President and Vice President die. I had previously thought it was the Secretary of State.
Speaker of the House?
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Yes, that hasn't changed at all. One of my dumbass brothers missed the July 4th question, both times.
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