Poop ***The Official RANT Thread*** - Page 16

OmahaChief · 09-28-2012, 09:43 AM

Hey smokers, you need to realize that world is not your effin ashtray. If you smoke keep your butts in your own effin car and throw them out when you get to the closest trashcan. Don't thow them out while driving or while at a stoplight.

okoye35chiefs · 12-04-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OmahaChief

Hey smokers, you need to realize that world is not your effin ashtray. If you smoke keep your butts in your own effin car and throw them out when you get to the closest trashcan. Don't thow them out while driving or while at a stoplight.

this really irrates me. When I ask smokers why they do this they say "it is nasty and it smells up my car"....

what?

LiveSteam · 12-04-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by okoye35chiefs

this really irrates me. When I ask smokers why they do this they say "it is nasty and it smells up my car"....

what?

Meh I dump my bong water at red lights all the time

KurtCobain · 12-04-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Meh I dump my bong water at red lights all the time

that really does stink up your car. And I figure its good for the environment, riiiight??

**luv** · 10-18-2012, 03:55 PM

Attorney calls to schedule a mediation at our office:

Attorney: I'd like to schedule a mediation for such-and-such date at such-and-such time
Me: Alright, what's the case name? (All I need is the case name and the attorneys involved)
Attorney: Uhhh...Hold on just a minute.... (under his breath) What did I do with that file?

HOLDING

Attorney: Can I call you back?

OR

Anyone: Can I get so-and-so's email address?
Me: Sure. It's...
Anyone: Oh, hold on just a minute. I need to get a paper and pen.

REALLY???

Woodchuck · 10-19-2012, 06:56 AM

**** the month long pink uniform bullshit. One week is enough! It's a good cause... I guess... However, breast cancer gets more money than any other cancer and it is one of the most curable types. Why not make it about all cancer? Oh yeah, it's because people aren't sympathetic to tabacco users.

**** BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!!!!

**Predarat** · 11-09-2012, 09:51 AM

ok my company does not want us to have individual printers in our office, so most of us use a common printer. For one thing they are always being used, another thing is they are a combination of a printer, fax machine, copier ect. The problem is the damn thing is always being used, or gets overwhelmed and breaks. I went to 6 rooms with these cluster****s of a machine before I finially found one that was working and not being used. Much better problem to have then not having a job at all, as they are trying to cut costs this way instead of cutting jobs, but still a ****ing irritation.

KurtCobain · 12-04-2012, 05:55 PM

**** pregnant women. They are ****ing miserable and they want you to be miserable. It is ****ed up. Bitch, I didn't knock you up!

**gblowfish** · 12-04-2012, 08:04 PM

I just discovered somebody keyed my car over the past couple days. I don't know if it happened at Arrowhead, or one of the little neighborhood hoodlums did it. But it's completely down the driver's side. Shit man, the car has 210K on it and the barely runs. The body was the only thing that was still in decent condition. What drives people to do dickhead stunts like that? That's one of the most chicken shit things a person can do.

stonedstooge · 12-04-2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

I just discovered somebody keyed my car over the past couple days. I don't know if it happened at Arrowhead, or one of the little neighborhood hoodlums did it. But it's completely down the driver's side. Shit man, the car has 210K on it and the barely runs. The body was the only thing that was still in decent condition. What drives people to do dickhead stunts like that? That's one of the most chicken shit things a person can do.

I'll give you 10 reasons/Fat Scott

arrwheader · 12-04-2012, 08:23 PM

I just moved out of my apartment and had topay 450 ****ing dollars to move out because of things like micrwave cleaning then my wallet got stolen, a friend of mines brother killed himself, Upgraded myphone and the stupid ****er deleted all my contacts, got a ticket for expired tags cuz the ****ing state didnt send me a renewal i work 45 hours a week go to school full time (15 hours) have 0 time to go to the tag office so i just got ticketed $220 for expired tags, come home and my pup chewed up half my ****ing carpet ****

**Rausch** · 12-04-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by arrwheader

I just moved out of my apartment and had topay 450 ****ing dollars to move out because of things like micrwave cleaning then my wallet got stolen, a friend of mines brother killed himself, Upgraded myphone and the stupid ****er deleted all my contacts, got a ticket for expired tags cuz the ****ing state didnt send me a renewal i work 45 hours a week go to school full time (15 hours) have 0 time to go to the tag office so i just got ticketed $220 for expired tags, come home and my pup chewed up half my ****ing carpet ****

The good news is that you can fix most of this.

LiveSteam · 12-04-2012, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by arrwheader

I just moved out of my apartment and had topay 450 ****ing dollars to move out because of things like micrwave cleaning then my wallet got stolen, a friend of mines brother killed himself, Upgraded myphone and the stupid ****er deleted all my contacts, got a ticket for expired tags cuz the ****ing state didnt send me a renewal i work 45 hours a week go to school full time (15 hours) have 0 time to go to the tag office so i just got ticketed $220 for expired tags, come home and my pup chewed up half my ****ing carpet ****

First off you dnt have time for a dog,let alone owning one. The rest of your story. Meh

arrwheader · 12-04-2012, 08:48 PM

got him before i decided to go back to school but yes i agree i do not

Discuss Thrower · 12-04-2012, 09:07 PM

I trusted a good friend to pay me back for breaking a lease. 4 months later and he hasn't paid more than a quarter of it back and hasn't tried to pay me back since September.

But he does have money to get wasted at bars and go to restaurants that require reservations with women who aren't his girlfriend.

So now I have to figure out where to move whilst finish up school work in the next 24 hours.

I guess I deserve trusting a shitty person and that means I'm doubly as shitty a person.

09-28-2012, 09:43 AM	#1
OmahaChief Down with Nino Brown Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $9425000	Hey smokers, you need to realize that world is not your effin ashtray. If you smoke keep your butts in your own effin car and throw them out when you get to the closest trashcan. Don't thow them out while driving or while at a stoplight.
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10-18-2012, 03:55 PM	#5
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6159600	Attorney calls to schedule a mediation at our office: Attorney: I'd like to schedule a mediation for such-and-such date at such-and-such time Me: Alright, what's the case name? (All I need is the case name and the attorneys involved) Attorney: Uhhh...Hold on just a minute.... (under his breath) What did I do with that file? HOLDING Attorney: Can I call you back? OR Anyone: Can I get so-and-so's email address? Me: Sure. It's... Anyone: Oh, hold on just a minute. I need to get a paper and pen. REALLY???
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10-19-2012, 06:56 AM	#6
Woodchuck Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Pineapple Under the Sea Casino cash: $10004900	** the month long pink uniform bullshit. One week is enough! It's a good cause... I guess... However, breast cancer gets more money than any other cancer and it is one of the most curable types. Why not make it about all cancer? Oh yeah, it's because people aren't sympathetic to tabacco users. ** BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!!!!
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11-09-2012, 09:51 AM	#7
Predarat Run Chiefs fans, run!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Casino cash: $9973863	ok my company does not want us to have individual printers in our office, so most of us use a common printer. For one thing they are always being used, another thing is they are a combination of a printer, fax machine, copier ect. The problem is the damn thing is always being used, or gets overwhelmed and breaks. I went to 6 rooms with these cluster**s of a machine before I finially found one that was working and not being used. Much better problem to have then not having a job at all, as they are trying to cut costs this way instead of cutting jobs, but still a **ing irritation.
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12-04-2012, 05:55 PM	#8
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12-04-2012, 08:04 PM	#9
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17646178 VARSITY	I just discovered somebody keyed my car over the past couple days. I don't know if it happened at Arrowhead, or one of the little neighborhood hoodlums did it. But it's completely down the driver's side. Shit man, the car has 210K on it and the barely runs. The body was the only thing that was still in decent condition. What drives people to do dickhead stunts like that? That's one of the most chicken shit things a person can do.
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12-04-2012, 08:23 PM	#11
arrwheader Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $3026613	I just moved out of my apartment and had topay 450 **ing dollars to move out because of things like micrwave cleaning then my wallet got stolen, a friend of mines brother killed himself, Upgraded myphone and the stupid er deleted all my contacts, got a ticket for expired tags cuz the ing state didnt send me a renewal i work 45 hours a week go to school full time (15 hours) have 0 time to go to the tag office so i just got ticketed $220 for expired tags, come home and my pup chewed up half my ing carpet **
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12-04-2012, 08:48 PM	#14
arrwheader Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $3026613	got him before i decided to go back to school but yes i agree i do not
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12-04-2012, 09:07 PM	#15
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