"tastes the sweet nectar of the end zone?"

bringbackmarty · 09-10-2006, 01:44 PM

Holthus is out there.

BigOlChiefsfan · 11-19-2006, 06:32 PM

Every time Mitch says this phrase I shout "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Of The Endzone".

Everybody ought to have a hobby.

**KcMizzou** · 11-19-2006, 06:33 PM

He adds more weird shit every game.

Sweet nectar? The Centaur?

WTF, Mitch.

**DaFace** · 11-19-2006, 06:35 PM

I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.

**KcMizzou** · 11-19-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.

Eh, I do too.

BigOlChiefsfan · 11-19-2006, 06:37 PM

Try it my way. Make it a drinking game. Shout out 'Sweet poontang of the Endzone' and take a shot. Win, lose or draw this makes for an enjoyable game.

Sure-Oz · 11-19-2006, 06:41 PM

Harlan>Holthus

**Reaper16** · 11-19-2006, 06:45 PM

It's like Mitch is taking a mythology class at a community college or something.

Discuss Thrower · 11-19-2006, 06:45 PM

I did kind of do a WTF when I heard Larry "Centaur" Johnson, but when I thought about it, he could resemble one... if he was given a second pair of legs.

tk13 · 11-19-2006, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

It's like Mitch is taking a mythology class at a community college or something.

The mighty Hercules, in the endzone! Touchdown, Acropolis!

**gblowfish** · 11-19-2006, 07:12 PM

For many years now, me and my pals drink every time Dawson says "penetration." Try it, you'll be faced by halftime.

unlurking · 11-19-2006, 07:53 PM

Al Michaels just said "LT to the EZ" after a TD.

**TinyEvel** · 11-19-2006, 07:55 PM

Cmon, guys. Mitch is the bill shakespeare of broadcasting.

and Al Michaels is the Vanilla Ice.

leviw · 11-19-2006, 07:57 PM

Be sure and read Jeffrey Flanagan's column in the Star tomorrow. He critiques both the TV and radio broadcasts after every game for his Monday column. Always a fun read.

chagrin · 11-19-2006, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

The mighty Hercules, in the endzone! Touchdown, Acropolis!

The Legend of Scanlon, as told by Mitch Holthus:

Zeus lay with Metis, the goddess of crafty thought and wisdom, but immediately feared the consequences. It had been prophesied that Metis would bear a Scanlon more powerful than the sire, even Zeus himself. In order to forestall these dire consequences, Zeus transformed Metis into a fly and swallowed her immediately after lying with her. He was too late: Metis had already conceived a Scanlon. Metis immediately began making a helmet and robe for her fetal Scanlon. The hammering as she made the helmet caused Zeus great pain and Prometheus, Hephaestus, Hermes or "Roy" (depending on the sources examined) cleaved Zeus's head with the double-headed Minoan axe (labias). Scanlon leaped from Zeus's head, fully grown and armed, and Zeus was none the worse for the experience.

All hail Rich Scanlon, who sprungeth fully formed from thy head...amen

09-10-2006, 01:44 PM
bringbackmarty Gonna go back in time.... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $3025510	"tastes the sweet nectar of the end zone?" Holthus is out there.
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11-19-2006, 06:32 PM	#2
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $7250157	Every time Mitch says this phrase I shout "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Of The Endzone". Everybody ought to have a hobby. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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11-19-2006, 06:33 PM	#3
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	He adds more weird shit every game. Sweet nectar? The Centaur? WTF, Mitch.
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11-19-2006, 06:35 PM	#4
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $2036899	I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.
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11-19-2006, 06:37 PM	#6
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $7250157	Try it my way. Make it a drinking game. Shout out 'Sweet poontang of the Endzone' and take a shot. Win, lose or draw this makes for an enjoyable game. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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11-19-2006, 06:45 PM	#9
Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $3236869	I did kind of do a WTF when I heard Larry "Centaur" Johnson, but when I thought about it, he could resemble one... if he was given a second pair of legs.
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11-19-2006, 07:12 PM	#11
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	For many years now, me and my pals drink every time Dawson says "penetration." Try it, you'll be faced by halftime.
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11-19-2006, 07:53 PM	#12
unlurking MVP Join Date: Aug 2003 Casino cash: $7737309	Al Michaels just said "LT to the EZ" after a TD.
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11-19-2006, 07:55 PM	#13
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5417131	Cmon, guys. Mitch is the bill shakespeare of broadcasting. and Al Michaels is the Vanilla Ice.
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11-19-2006, 07:57 PM	#14
leviw Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Be sure and read Jeffrey Flanagan's column in the Star tomorrow. He critiques both the TV and radio broadcasts after every game for his Monday column. Always a fun read.
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