Funny Stuff Ed "Big Check" McMahon

**gblowfish** · 09-30-2008, 09:59 AM

He's a gangsta, y'all...

http://tinyurl.com/4jzm4m

Ed 'Big Check' McMahon raps on avoiding bad credit

In the first video, McMahon — who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes — and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover.

"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."
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When asked if he would consider releasing a full-length rap album, McMahon said: "Not immediately."

*****s say, "Oooewww!" GB say, "You go BoYee!"

**gblowfish** · 09-30-2008, 10:00 AM

He b pimpin...

teedubya · 09-30-2008, 12:14 PM

George Bush hates Ed McMahon.

09-30-2008, 09:59 AM	Topic Starter
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	Ed "Big Check" McMahon He's a gangsta, y'all... http://tinyurl.com/4jzm4m Ed 'Big Check' McMahon raps on avoiding bad credit In the first video, McMahon — who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes — and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover. "When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny." After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like." ... When asked if he would consider releasing a full-length rap album, McMahon said: "Not immediately." *****s say, "Oooewww!" GB say, "You go BoYee!"
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09-30-2008, 10:00 AM	#2
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09-30-2008, 12:14 PM	#3
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9480002	George Bush hates Ed McMahon.
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