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Old 08-28-2005, 06:49 PM   Topic Starter
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At what point do you realize you know too much worthless crap?
Family and I are sitting around, watching Animal Planet and they've got a show on B-movie monsters. Tonight, the Killer Shrews...

and I recognize the lead charcter/hero of the movie...

... it was easy, as he was wearing his sheriff's deputy uniform...

"Hey, baby, that's Roscoe P. Coltrane!"

"Who?"

"The sheriff from The Dukes of Hazard"

Wife just looks at me. That look that says if I replaced half the useless crap in my brain with stuff that actually matters, I'd be a gazzillionaire.

What was the epiphany for you?
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:09 PM   #2
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what do you mean.... stuff like, if you put salt on a slug it will swell up...that kind of worthless crap....
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:12 PM   #3
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I realized it when I was in College and could bring up conversations from 3-4 years ago as if they happened yesterday. Sadly having a kid has broken that ability for me.
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:29 PM   #4
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Once a week at work, my boss (whom I've been friends with for over 20 years) will get into some protracted conversation about, well .... nothing usually. This will last anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes. At some point in that conversation, he will look at me and utter these words ...

"You are a bastion of worthless information."

It's been happening to me for years so to ask me when it started would be like looking for the proverbial needle in the hay stack.
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Old 08-28-2005, 08:16 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:38 PM   #7
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Old 08-29-2005, 06:34 AM   #8
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I've only recently come to the conclusion that I don't know shit.

We coulda told you that about 50,000 posts ago...






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Old 08-28-2005, 09:08 PM   #9
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Family and I are sitting around, watching Animal Planet and they've got a show on B-movie monsters. Tonight, the Killer Shrews...

and I recognize the lead charcter/hero of the movie...

... it was easy, as he was wearing his sheriff's deputy uniform...

"Hey, baby, that's Roscoe P. Coltrane!"

"Who?"

"The sheriff from The Dukes of Hazard"

Wife just looks at me. That look that says if I replaced half the useless crap in my brain with stuff that actually matters, I'd be a gazzillionaire.

What was the epiphany for you?

Roscoe built a house behind my grandmothers place in Longwood,Florida in the early 90's.They shared the same fence between the 2 backyards.

Let me tell you hes a Grade A Jack*ss.

Miserable old *sshole
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:17 PM   #10
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Family and I are sitting around, watching Animal Planet and they've got a show on B-movie monsters. Tonight, the Killer Shrews...

and I recognize the lead charcter/hero of the movie...

... it was easy, as he was wearing his sheriff's deputy uniform...

"Hey, baby, that's Roscoe P. Coltrane!"

"Who?"

"The sheriff from The Dukes of Hazard"

Wife just looks at me. That look that says if I replaced half the useless crap in my brain with stuff that actually matters, I'd be a gazzillionaire.

What was the epiphany for you?
The epiphany came for me when I read this post and thought;

Dude, his name is James Best.
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:34 PM   #11
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The epiphany came for me when I read this post and thought;

Dude, his name is James Best.
Same here. The name popped into my head instantly. And I hated that fucking show.

I am a varitable fountain of useless information. I am vicious at trivia games, especially when it comes to movies or history. I always tell people "you want me on your team." Those who listen win.
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:28 PM   #12
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For some reason, I have never been able to shake the knowledge that Jack Barron and Florence Bush were the wardrobe and hair people on the old Leave It to Beaver show. They were the last two names to roll on the credits, and for some reason they stuck into my brain.
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:31 AM   #13
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For some reason, I have never been able to shake the knowledge that Jack Barron and Florence Bush were the wardrobe and hair people on the old Leave It to Beaver show. They were the last two names to roll on the credits, and for some reason they stuck into my brain.

But, c'mon, don't you want to read the bio for Tiger Fafarra?
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Old 08-28-2005, 10:52 PM   #14
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