Life Happy Father's Day, Dads!

Pitt Gorilla · 06-20-2009, 06:22 PM

Father's Day represents a time when we honor our dads for everything they've given to us. However, if you're a dad, you realize that the best gift that you can have is kids that call you Daddy (or Dad for you older guys).

Well, that and beer/BBQ.

Happy Father's Day.

**Scorp** · 06-20-2009, 06:25 PM

I am the best dad in the world, at least that is what I tell my kids.

**Gonzo** · 06-20-2009, 06:28 PM

It's my first father's day tomorrow. If you'd have told me this 2 years ago I woulda laughed. My little dude is awesome. Best thing I've ever done.
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BWillie · 06-20-2009, 06:48 PM

You are right dad, I should of been a blow job.

EyePod · 06-20-2009, 06:53 PM

I heard the joke the other day that Father's Day is the day that you thank your Dad for having sex with your mom while Mother's Day is the day you thank your Mom for not swallowing you. Kinda puts a creepy perspective on BJ's... oh wait, not it doesn't.

RJ · 06-20-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

I am the best dad in the world, at least that is what I tell my kids.

I am the luckiest dad in the world, or at least that is what I tell my daughter.

EyePod · 06-20-2009, 06:53 PM

Oh, and isn't Father's Day tomorrow?

BWillie · 06-20-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EyePod

I heard the joke the other day that Father's Day is the day that you thank your Dad for having sex with your mom while Mother's Day is the day you thank your Mom for not swallowing you. Kinda puts a creepy perspective on BJ's... oh wait, not it doesn't.

So are blowjobs an abortion?

Sully · 06-20-2009, 06:56 PM

this is my first as a dad, and honestly I've gotten a little choked up over the weekend, thinking I wish my dad couldve seen me being a dad. I know he'd laugh at he mistakes I make daily, but also be proud of what I've done/am doing with my life. It's tough that he didn't really get to see me turn things around.
Ugh...just got dusty in here. My bad.

Happy Father's Day, dads. And thanks to all the mothers who make us look good.

KcFanInGA · 06-20-2009, 08:51 PM

To all the fathers, lets make this fathers day a new start. I do a lot right with my kids, but there is always something to work on as well. Let's all pick sumpin. I am going to yell less, and take more time to teach the lessons my kids need. Happy Fathers day, Dads. Im getting Fight Night Round 4 as a late present.

**Slainte** · 06-20-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

So are blowjobs an abortion?

The lack of blowjobs are the abortion of pleasure.

**Lzen** · 06-20-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

It's my first father's day tomorrow. If you'd have told me this 2 years ago I woulda laughed. My little dude is awesome. Best thing I've ever done.
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Originally Posted by Sully

this is my first as a dad, and honestly I've gotten a little choked up over the weekend, thinking I wish my dad couldve seen me being a dad. I know he'd laugh at he mistakes I make daily, but also be proud of what I've done/am doing with my life. It's tough that he didn't really get to see me turn things around.
Ugh...just got dusty in here. My bad.

Happy Father's Day, dads. And thanks to all the mothers who make us look good.

Congrats, guys. That is awesome.

For me, this will be my first father's day without my dad. Kind of weird, but I know he's not suffering any more.
I only hope that my kids appreciate the things I do for them.

Pioli Zombie · 06-20-2009, 09:54 PM

Being a Dad means spending 3 hours giving your daughter treatment for those bugs that just came out of her hair that may or may not even be Lice but just in case you spend Saturday night doing it and washing all the sheets and you are glad you were the one to do it because you are her Dad.
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**Lzen** · 06-21-2009, 02:42 PM

bumpity bump

stevieray · 06-21-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

I am the best dad in the world, at least that is what I tell my kids.

You too?

06-20-2009, 06:22 PM
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06-20-2009, 06:25 PM	#2
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06-20-2009, 06:28 PM	#3
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06-20-2009, 06:53 PM	#5
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06-20-2009, 06:53 PM	#7
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06-20-2009, 06:56 PM	#9
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	this is my first as a dad, and honestly I've gotten a little choked up over the weekend, thinking I wish my dad couldve seen me being a dad. I know he'd laugh at he mistakes I make daily, but also be proud of what I've done/am doing with my life. It's tough that he didn't really get to see me turn things around. Ugh...just got dusty in here. My bad. Happy Father's Day, dads. And thanks to all the mothers who make us look good. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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06-20-2009, 08:51 PM	#10
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06-20-2009, 09:54 PM	#13
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06-21-2009, 02:42 PM	#14
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