MU One Shining Moment - Mizzou Style - Page 5

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Braincase · 04-18-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tits McGee

What was that one team you played last year, Florida International? Do they still have a football program or did they quit altogether?

We just kind of figured that if they were good enough for Iowa, they were good enough for KU.

Braincase · 04-18-2008, 06:29 PM

Good God, frazod, why don't you just grab a micrometer, go to the men's room and measure your dick. Every little thing is just a game of one-upmanship with you. Yeah, Mizzou had a fine football season last year. Our AD made your AD look like a punk-bitch amateur. You want me to cower in the shadow of Mizzou's almighty glory. Ain't happnin'. KU has it going on. Deal with it. Smell ours, the prevailing wind blows from west. Hope you can tell what I had for lunch.

**Bearcat** · 04-18-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tits McGee

What was that one team you played last year, Florida International? Do they still have a football program or did they quit altogether?

Illinois average record the past 4 years before 2007 is something like 2-10. Mississippi, after a 10-2 record in 2003, has lost 7 or 8 games in 2004, 2005, and 2006. Western Michigan is in the MAC, and apparently that automatically means they suck. I hadn't ever heard of Illinois State before they were on the basketball bubble this season.

Central Michigan won the MAC in 2006 an 2007, but again, they're in the MAC so they apparently suck. Toledo beat Kansas in 2006 and is 3-2 against BCS schools since 2000, but once again, MAC suck. FIU obviously sucks. La Tech did almost beat Hawaii last year.... okay, they suck, too.

Out of these two, is there really that big of a difference? Ooohhh... MU scheduled BCS suck while Kansas scheduled MAC and WAC suck. Your suck is SO much better than our suck.

Yeah, I'm bored, but have to get up insanely early so I'm trying to stir sh*t. Had Kansas known they would be fighting for a BCS bowl and not 6-6, they would have scheduled differently. Had Illinois lived down to expectations, and MU knew they were going to live down to expectations, MU would have waited another year. It's just that simple, people.

**Bearcat** · 04-18-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

And cry me a river about you actually having to the good teams in the Big XII South once every three years.

Kansas' home and home rotation (that means Kansas plays the team at home one year, and then on the road the next year):
@A&M, @OSU, Baylor
A&M, OSU, @Baylor
@OU, Texas, Texas Tech
OU, @Texas, @Texas Tech

This is where it gets tricky... it repeats. Now look, I'm going to copy and paste...

@A&M, @OSU, Baylor
A&M, OSU, @Baylor
@OU, Texas, Texas Tech
OU, @Texas, @Texas Tech

With this formula, I could magically guess who they'll play from the South in 2017.

Kansas and ISU are the two schools that get OU and Texas for two years, and then off for two years. I'm sure if Mizzou was one of the two schools and Kansas was not, you would be fine with that.

**Bearcat** · 04-18-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

Good God, frazod, why don't you just grab a micrometer, go to the men's room and measure your dick. Every little thing is just a game of one-upmanship with you. Yeah, Mizzou had a fine football season last year. Our AD made your AD look like a punk-bitch amateur. You want me to cower in the shadow of Mizzou's almighty glory. Ain't happnin'. KU has it going on. Deal with it. Smell ours, the prevailing wind blows from west. Hope you can tell what I had for lunch.

Damn jet stream.

Frazod · 04-18-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

Good God, frazod, why don't you just grab a micrometer, go to the men's room and measure your dick. Every little thing is just a game of one-upmanship with you. Yeah, Mizzou had a fine football season last year. Our AD made your AD look like a punk-bitch amateur. You want me to cower in the shadow of Mizzou's almighty glory. Ain't happnin'. KU has it going on. Deal with it. Smell ours, the prevailing wind blows from west. Hope you can tell what I had for lunch.

Did I post this thread, dickbrain? Did I start slinging smack over a spiteful video highlighing a bunch of crap that happened to Missouri done by teams other than Kansas? 5th down game? Colorado. Kicked ball in the endzone? Nebraska. Brutal BB loss? UCLA. Wow, you're tough. I know you morons like to think your vacuous little wasteland is the shit now, but I'm sorry, basketball season's over, the focus has shifted to professional sports, WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE, and college football, and I hate to break it to you, but the stars and a puss schedule won't align for Jabba this year. I know your AD out-cocksucked our AD last year. Hooray for you and your lawyerly win that you take so much pride in. But our team beat yours on the field. I know you like to downplay it, and bypass it, and talk excuses, but you can't.

You and your wind prevail in nothing I care about. Sorry about that.

Sure-Oz · 04-18-2008, 06:51 PM

Like i said in another thread, they won the orange bowl, we won our bowl, finished ranked ahead of them and beat them in 1 on 1. Should say enough on the football side. I am so ready for the rematch

ArrowheadHawk · 04-18-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Did I post this thread, dickbrain? Did I start slinging smack over a spiteful video highlighing a bunch of crap that happened to Missouri done by teams other than Kansas? 5th down game? Colorado. Kicked ball in the endzone? Nebraska. Brutal BB loss? UCLA. Wow, you're tough. I know you morons like to think your vacuous little wasteland is the shit now, but I'm sorry, basketball season's over, the focus has shifted to professional sports, WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE, and college football, and I hate to break it to you, but the stars and a puss schedule won't align for Jabba this year. I know your AD out-cocksucked our AD last year. Hooray for you and your lawyerly win that you take so much pride in. But our team beat yours on the field. I know you like to downplay it, and bypass it, and talk excuses, but you can't.

You and your wind prevail in nothing I care about. Sorry about that.

Are you the guy that doesn't like Kansas?

ArrowheadHawk · 04-18-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Like i said in another thread, they won the orange bowl, we won our bowl, finished ranked ahead of them and beat them in 1 on 1. Should say enough on the football side. I am so ready for the rematch

It's just sad thats the only thing you have to be exited about in Mizzery.

Frazod · 04-18-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk

Are you the guy that doesn't like Kansas?

Who, me?

Frazod · 04-18-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk

It's just sad thats the only thing you have to be exited about in Mizzery.

We have professional football and professional baseball, too. That's kind of nice.

Tits McGee · 04-18-2008, 06:59 PM

"Had Kansas known they would be fighting for a BCS bowl and not 6-6, they would have scheduled differently." -Bearcat.

The fact is, Mangino & Co. wanted a watered down schedule to give the program a little traction, it's not a big secret. But trying to defend the schedule is laughable because the people who booked the games are not.
By-the-way, who knew Old Miss. would be in tank for the last two years?

ArrowheadHawk · 04-18-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Who, me?

Frazod · 04-18-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk

ArrowheadHawk · 04-18-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

We have professional football and professional baseball, too. That's kind of nice.

I was speaking of Columbia, Missouri. I root for the Royals and Chiefs.

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Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	Good God, frazod, why don't you just grab a micrometer, go to the men's room and measure your dick. Every little thing is just a game of one-upmanship with you. Yeah, Mizzou had a fine football season last year. Our AD made your AD look like a punk-bitch amateur. You want me to cower in the shadow of Mizzou's almighty glory. Ain't happnin'. KU has it going on. Deal with it. Smell ours, the prevailing wind blows from west. Hope you can tell what I had for lunch. __________________ BrainCase
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04-18-2008, 06:51 PM	#67
Sure-Oz Stay positive, don't give up Join Date: Dec 2001 Casino cash: $3439383	Like i said in another thread, they won the orange bowl, we won our bowl, finished ranked ahead of them and beat them in 1 on 1. Should say enough on the football side. I am so ready for the rematch
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04-18-2008, 06:59 PM	#72
Tits McGee I'm kind of a big deal... Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $10007115	"Had Kansas known they would be fighting for a BCS bowl and not 6-6, they would have scheduled differently." -Bearcat. The fact is, Mangino & Co. wanted a watered down schedule to give the program a little traction, it's not a big secret. But trying to defend the schedule is laughable because the people who booked the games are not. By-the-way, who knew Old Miss. would be in tank for the last two years? __________________ Don't act like you're not impressed... "What the f*#k is juice? It's grape drink!" -Dave Chappelle-
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