The Wonderjock

**Donger** · 11-02-2006, 11:47 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061102/...a_underwear_dc

SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) - Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.

Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.

"The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.

"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra."

"When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback," said Ashby. "Our customers give us feedback. We didn't realize that big is better."

Braincase · 11-02-2006, 11:58 AM

I want something to make mine look smaller... I get tired of the stares. Maybe some sort of optical illusion underwear or something.

**Donger** · 11-02-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Braincase

I want something to make mine look smaller... I get tired of the stares. Maybe some sort of optical illusion underwear or something.

Heh. I don't get this anyway. Women don't look at mens' crotches, do they?

Braincase · 11-02-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Heh. I don't get this anyway. Women don't look at mens' crotches, do they?

Maybe women don't stare at yours. I've go to remind them that I'm up here.

11-02-2006, 12:06 PM

I'd never heard of "Wonderjock" but I'm constantly asked if I'm wearing one.

11-02-2006, 12:06 PM

I'm only kidding. My junk looks big but it's because I stuff.

**Predarat** · 11-02-2006, 12:07 PM

I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

**Donger** · 11-02-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

I dated a girl for a while that used those chicken cutlet bra insert thing. No, they weren't made of chicken, but they looked just like chicken breasts.

I was a little surprised the first time my hand touched them. After that, I just pretended to be Julia Child.

**Predarat** · 11-02-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I dated a girl for a while that used those chicken cutlet bra insert thing. No, they weren't made of chicken, but they looked just like chicken breasts.

I was a little surprised the first time my hand touched them. After that, I just pretended to be Julia Child.

I remember in college when I worked at Wal Mart this gal came through my line. She was hot, and had a nice rack. Low and behold when I rang her stuff up she had one of those gel filled bras and I gave her a sly look, she saw that and gave me one of the nastiest stares, but then got emabarrased. Good memories!

sedated · 11-02-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect

**luv** · 11-02-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect

I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.

The Dude Abides · 11-02-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect

Giggity giggity goo!

**Rain Man** · 11-02-2006, 12:08 PM

This seems like a good idea until the first time the wearer trips and falls.

**Rain Man** · 11-02-2006, 01:41 PM

If a person wore one of these along with a Nutty Buddy, they would be viewed with awe, I'll bet.

**luv** · 11-02-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If a person wore one of these along with a Nutty Buddy, they would be viewed with awe, I'll bet.

The Nutty Buddy? Tell me, just how naive am I?

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