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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:52 PM   #226
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:18 PM   #227
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Is Waterworld one of the dumbest and over budget movie ever? I think I watched 15 min of it one time (at home) was boring as **** & stupid.
Waterworld was the ****ing worst, we were forced to watch that as our fun movie in American History. Yeah right.

Another film I couldn't make it through was Punch Drunk Love, I like Paul Thomas Anderson but that was awful.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:20 PM   #228
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I liked Punch Drunk Love.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:22 PM   #229
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Waterworld was the ****ing worst, we were forced to watch that as our fun movie in American History. Yeah right.

Another film I couldn't make it through was Punch Drunk Love, I like Paul Thomas Anderson but that was awful.
I thought Punch Drunk Love was really good.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:24 PM   #230
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When I was a kid I saw Little Shop of Horrors at the theatre. Didn't realize it was a musical. I hate musicals.
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Old 06-17-2013, 02:45 PM   #231
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I liked Punch Drunk Love.
It was too awkward for me, the movie gave me an unsettling vibe. Maybe thats how it was supposed to be but it was more boring than suspenseful.
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Old 06-17-2013, 06:28 PM   #232
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Old 06-17-2013, 06:29 PM   #233
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The Postman with Kevin Costner. Really, really bad movie.
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Old 06-17-2013, 06:33 PM   #234
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The last movie I couldn't finish was from Netflix called Wasted on the Young. Boring.
I've probably given up on 15 netflix movies in the last year alone.

Teenage Caveman is still probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Watching it with a friend was like when I was a kid and we'd compete to see who could stand on hot concrete longer.
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Old 06-17-2013, 06:37 PM   #235
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Old 06-17-2013, 07:35 PM   #236
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:24 PM   #237
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I turned on the TV tonight and the 2005 King Kong movie was on. There was some absolutely gorgeous chick who turned out to be Naomi Watts, and a really big gorilla and some dinosaurs, so I was thinking, "Hey, this is promising. I'll check this out."

Adrien Brody showed up and I like him, but then Jack Black showed up, which automatically makes any movie far, far worse. Then about 10 things happened that were astoundingly unrealistic and unbelievable, and the special effects were laughably bad, so now I'm watching NFL Network.

I'm all for suspending belief, and a movie with gorillas fighting dinosaurs doesn't bother me. But when you have graphics that from the 1930s and the stars are making marksman shots that no sniper could make, and Adrien Brody is avoiding death from a creature that just killed a Tyrannosaurus with its bare paws, and people are swinging from vines and leaping onto giant vampire bats hundreds of feet in the air, that pretty much turns me off.

Plus, I watched it for 15 minutes and Naomi Watts didn't get naked once. Who directed this thing?
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:38 PM   #238
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I've tried to watch it 5 times, and failed all 5.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:13 PM   #239
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-roommate rented it and we had to turn it off after like 45 minutes. It was garbage, and had some real gay parts(literally)

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Old 06-17-2013, 10:15 PM   #240
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I have seen some mention Batman and Robin
While it is easily one of the worst movies ever made, it is one of those movies that is so bad it is hilarious

I actually enjoyed watching it for that reason
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