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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:01 PM   #361
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You people are amateurs I swear... worse movie ever, hands down, has to be "Even Cowgirl's Get The Blues".

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..... Never waste an opportunity to pass judgment on others on your way out, right Tom?
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:15 PM   #362
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just got home channel surfing and friggin Napoleon Dynamite is on. he just finished practicing dancing and met la Fonda. guess I gotta watch it again......
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:16 PM   #363
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as for pulp fiction that is one of the greatest movies ever made hands down! come on guys. next thing you know one of you trolls is going to say the Kill Bill movies are terrible.
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Old 07-01-2013, 04:19 PM   #364
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Welp..... gotta go Napoleon is getting ready to dance!

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Old 07-01-2013, 04:22 PM   #365
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Welp..... gotta go Napoleon is getting ready to dance!

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Watching it too.

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Old 07-02-2013, 08:33 AM   #366
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OK....you learn something new every day....
I bet I've seen Napoleon Dynamite at least 3 or 4 times and I've never one time EVER seen the END of this movie!
after the credits roll there's a 3/4 minute scene of Kip and Lafonda getting married. WTF!? never SCENE this before.......get it? SCENE it before......SCENE IT! bwaaaahahaha! (I know...that wasn't funny)
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Old 07-02-2013, 03:56 PM   #367
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The worst part about that movie was that the cab driver didn't get naked.
Tarantino and his foot fetish decided to only show her feet.
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Old 07-02-2013, 04:00 PM   #368
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OK....you learn something new every day....
I bet I've seen Napoleon Dynamite at least 3 or 4 times and I've never one time EVER seen the END of this movie!
after the credits roll there's a 3/4 minute scene of Kip and Lafonda getting married. WTF!? never SCENE this before.......get it? SCENE it before......SCENE IT! bwaaaahahaha! (I know...that wasn't funny)
Favorite part of that scene is the awkward backward lean of Nap riding the horse into the proceedings.
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:34 PM   #369
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first time I watctched Pulp Ficition.

I've seen bits and pieces since then, but I'm not sure what all the hype was ever about.
OMG This makes me want to kick puppies.

I saw this in the theater 3 consecutive Saturdays.

My favorite movie and nothing comes close.
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:37 PM   #370
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OMG This makes me want to kick puppies.

I saw this in the theater 3 consecutive Saturdays.

My favorite movie and nothing comes close.
Pretty much where I was at. The writing, and this was AT THE TIME, was so unique and well done, and now looking back on it what 20 years later, to see the cast that was IN that movie?

Anyone who says this movie was stupid, or dumb, I just cant even conversate with. Pulp Fiction is a top 5 in my book. Period.
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:41 PM   #371
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Movies I couldn't make it through.

The American with George Clooney,

Monsters Ball, no matter how bad I wanted to see Halle Berry nude.

Bad Santa, mainly because I really cant stand Billy Bob Thorton,

The Breakup, Wasn't funny at all. Bored from start to finish.

Eyes Wide Shut. Not a huge Tom Cruise fan, but I have always had an infatuation with Nicole Kidman, but, nope. Cant make me. I wont do it.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:11 PM   #372
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This is my 2000th tweet. So to the OP.

Movies I couldn't make it through.

The American with George Clooney,

Monsters Ball, no matter how bad I wanted to see Halle Berry nude.

Bad Santa, mainly because I really cant stand Billy Bob Thorton,

The Breakup, Wasn't funny at all. Bored from start to finish.

Eyes Wide Shut. Not a huge Tom Cruise fan, but I have always had an infatuation with Nicole Kidman, but, nope. Cant make me. I wont do it.
Ugh. I got started watching Eyes Wide Shut because Nicole Kidman is hot and naked. Then I kept watching to see the greater significance to tie it all together. Horrid. ****edy ****.
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Anyone watch a movie that they loved when they were younger, but just isn't the same when you watch it now? I think I was about 12 or 13 When the original Fast and Furious came out. Loved it then, hate it oh so much now. Not to mention it ruined an entire generation of decent cars.
The Chronicles of Riddick for me. I don't hate it now, but it definitely isn't as cool as it was when I was 13, that's for sure..
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OMG This makes me want to kick puppies.

I saw this in the theater 3 consecutive Saturdays.

My favorite movie and nothing comes close.
Yes! Pulp Fiction is a movie I will stop on every damn time. and I've probably seen this more than any other movie. pick a part....any part.....it's good.
awesome flick. I completely understand everybody ain't gonna like the same thing...to each his own....but every once in a while a movie comes along that you just simply cannot understand how anyone could not like it.
this is one.
I mean hell....I can't even tell you what my favorite part is...there's too damn many great great scenes!
the rape and subsequent pay back.
the cafeteria robbery.
the overdose.
the head shot.
the cleaner.
hell I even like the date.
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