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Old 08-22-2012, 02:38 PM  
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Dumb old woman ruins 100-year old painting


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I can paint that! Wait, no I can't!

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Would you think to match your home-grown painting skills against a classical artist? Probably not, but that's just what a well-intentioned woman in her 80s did recently in Spain.

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The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
Some dumb old woman was tired of looking at an old, faded painting of Jesus on a church wall and thought she could fix it. She didn't.

Even more hilarious, the original artist's granddaughter had JUST recently made a donation to get that painting professionally restored.
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:31 PM   #31
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:33 PM   #32
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:37 PM   #33
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:49 PM   #34
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:09 PM   #35
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Wait a minute. So it was a picture of Bob Ross she was painting instead of Jesus? That makes a lot of sense now that I see it.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:41 PM   #43
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