I Hate Cops!!!! - Page 4

**Skip Towne** · 04-16-2005, 07:33 PM

Shortly before noon I was driving in downtown Claremore, Ok when the flashing lights come on behind me. The first thing the cop asks is if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He said defective exhaust system. (My van doesn't smoke at all and isn't at all loud.) In the squad car he runs my tag and finds nothing amiss. He gives me a warning ticket for defective exhaust and never says a word about my exhaust. He says I am free to go but he wants to ask me another question. Do I have any drugs, alcohol, guns, knives or bombs in the van. I say no. He says do I mind if he checks. I say he has no reason to search my van so he calls for a drug dog crew. He says my eyes are bloodshot so I must be doing drugs. Now I not free to go all of a sudden. The drug dog doesn't hit on the van so the dickhead finally lets me go. This is outrageous bullshit. From a bogus defective exhaust warning to searches and drug dogs because he doesn't like the looks of my eyes. Where is this shit going to end?

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

I'm going to to fall back on the "somehow you still deserved it" defense...

I'd LOVE to hear the cop's version of this...

chiefs4me · 04-16-2005, 09:29 PM

The cop ran his name and plates and looked and came up with nothing.......so asking to search was because he was pissed that skip was clean..that's my take on the situation...

keg in kc · 04-16-2005, 09:30 PM

So the dog didn't hit?

You must've had your shit hidden real good, mang.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Your posts have always entertained me. Especially your spelling and syntax. Is anymore all one word? Seriously, how did you make it out of high school with your lack of command of the English language? That you are in college speaks a lot about the college you attend.

Dude, you are old. The English language evolves.....anymore didn't USE to be a word back in the 1800s, but today it's accepted a "sub-standard" or "slang" check most any dictionary....that and he's not typin' his disertation.

Times have moved past you, old man.

|Zach| · 04-16-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Your posts have always entertained me. Especially your spelling and syntax. Is anymore all one word? Seriously, how did you make it out of high school with your lack of command of the English language? That you are in college speaks a lot about the college you attend.

The fact that you go so far out of your way to insult other people's intelligence on such a consistant basis has always shown how insecure you are about your own intelligence and your education. You have always been so curious why I say that yet you show it to be true time after time.

This is a message board, I am not interested in taking time to worry about syntax and spelling. I am a great student and do fine in writing intensive courses.

But, maybe you are on to something. Maybe if I work harder I can become a grouchy old man that sits around and smokes pot; bitter and alone.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

So the dog didn't hit?

You must've had your shit hidden real good, mang.

Exactly.

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

The cop ran his name and plates and looked and came up with nothing.......so asking to search was because he was pissed that skip was clean..that's my take on the situation...

Clean, as in smart; the cop was checkin' him out for some other reason than his red eyes though....perhaps just because of his demeanor and "attitude"--I could see that.

keg in kc · 04-16-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

Maybe if I work harder I can become a grouchy old man that sits around and smokes pot; bitter and alone.

I don't think working harder will get you to that point. At least that's not what got me there.

jspchief · 04-16-2005, 09:33 PM

A 59 year old pothead telling someone else they aren't intelligent....

|Zach| · 04-16-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't think working harder will get you to that point. At least that's not what got me there.

PM me the Cliff's notes or something.

**Rausch** · 04-16-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

I'd LOVE to hear the cop's version of this...

I really don't care. He's right, he's wrong, I really don't give a fat frog's azz.

The important thing is someone flipped Skip some $#it and got under his skin. I'm sadistic, I know...

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:37 PM

Shit hits the fan in.....3, 2, 1.....

**Rausch** · 04-16-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Shit hits the fan in.....3, 2, 1.....

**Mr. Kotter** · 04-16-2005, 09:41 PM

Unless the "munchies" have hit.....heh.

keg in kc · 04-16-2005, 09:41 PM

That pile of shit doesn't look much like a pile of shit. It looks like the top of a butterscotch or caramel sundae, maybe a pile o' pudding. Come on, man, get your shit straight.

04-16-2005, 07:33 PM
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I Hate Cops!!!! Shortly before noon I was driving in downtown Claremore, Ok when the flashing lights come on behind me. The first thing the cop asks is if I knew why he stopped me. I said no. He said defective exhaust system. (My van doesn't smoke at all and isn't at all loud.) In the squad car he runs my tag and finds nothing amiss. He gives me a warning ticket for defective exhaust and never says a word about my exhaust. He says I am free to go but he wants to ask me another question. Do I have any drugs, alcohol, guns, knives or bombs in the van. I say no. He says do I mind if he checks. I say he has no reason to search my van so he calls for a drug dog crew. He says my eyes are bloodshot so I must be doing drugs. Now I not free to go all of a sudden. The drug dog doesn't hit on the van so the dickhead finally lets me go. This is outrageous bullshit. From a bogus defective exhaust warning to searches and drug dogs because he doesn't like the looks of my eyes. Where is this shit going to end?
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04-16-2005, 09:29 PM	#47
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	The cop ran his name and plates and looked and came up with nothing.......so asking to search was because he was pissed that skip was clean..that's my take on the situation...
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04-16-2005, 09:30 PM	#48
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	So the dog didn't hit? You must've had your shit hidden real good, mang.
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04-16-2005, 09:33 PM	#54
jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	A 59 year old pothead telling someone else they aren't intelligent.... __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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04-16-2005, 09:37 PM	#57
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $5815285	Shit hits the fan in.....3, 2, 1..... __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.” Last edited by Mr. Kotter; 04-02-2008 at 06:50 AM..
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04-16-2005, 09:41 PM	#59
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $5815285	Unless the "munchies" have hit.....heh. __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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