Best Commercial Jingle Ever

DiggityDave · 03-26-2005, 02:13 PM

"When my belly starts a Rumblin' and I'm jonesin for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprize, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

"I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave.
Your wildest fantasy's come true, Dallas Cheerleaders give you shaves.
When Onions make you laugh instead,And French Fries grow like weeds
Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."

http://www.kawabunga.com/blog/archives/000083.shtml
I'm sorry I won't ever do that again.

deadbabyseal · 03-26-2005, 02:16 PM

Hootie must've run out of money.

Pitt Gorilla · 03-26-2005, 02:50 PM

I really do like that commercial and jingle.

Ebolapox · 03-26-2005, 02:44 PM

hootie's career went down faster than linda lovelace went down on...well, nevermind

-EB-

Blindside58 · 03-26-2005, 02:53 PM

Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

Mastashake · 03-26-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindside58

Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

I KNEW a lot of those people looked familiar!

Mastashake

DiggityDave · 03-26-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindside58

Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

I'm assuming that Vida was the dark haired girl on the "Caboose"
I'm not positive though

penchief · 03-26-2005, 09:21 PM

"Shafer.......is the.........one beer to have when your having more than one."

I haven't heard that one in over 20 years but it still emerges from the recesses of my mind when I least expect it.

**Skip Towne** · 03-26-2005, 09:31 PM

"You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent". That one is 30 years old and I still remembered it.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2005, 03:00 PM

I'm a big fan of those HP photo commercials where they freeze pictures when someone holds the frame up. They're very creative, and they have a top-notch song to boot.

ZootedGranny · 03-26-2005, 05:24 PM

Eastern Motors

They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.

**Bob Dole** · 03-26-2005, 05:35 PM

If you
Can drive a truck
You've got a job my friend.

Call one eight hundred five five oneeeeee...eight nine hundred.

Diesel Driving Academeeeeeeeeeeeey.

cadmonkey · 03-27-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

Eastern Motors

They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.

HERE IT IS!!!!!

cadmonkey · 03-27-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

HERE IT IS!!!!!

and I really think Carmello is pumping gas in the commercial

KCinNY · 03-26-2005, 11:43 PM

"Three Two One Two Two Seven Seven...Anytime night or day."

Local jingle from Standard Improvment Co. will be in my head 'til the day I die.

03-26-2005, 02:13 PM	Topic Starter
DiggityDave Rookie Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Jefferson City Casino cash: $10004900	Best Commercial Jingle Ever "When my belly starts a Rumblin' and I'm jonesin for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprize, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. "I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees. And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees. Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets. Folks don't front ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose. Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave. Your wildest fantasy's come true, Dallas Cheerleaders give you shaves. When Onions make you laugh instead,And French Fries grow like weeds Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay. There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch." http://www.kawabunga.com/blog/archives/000083.shtml I'm sorry I won't ever do that again.
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03-26-2005, 02:16 PM	#2
deadbabyseal Starter Join Date: Apr 2004 Casino cash: $6331000	Hootie must've run out of money.
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03-26-2005, 02:50 PM	#3
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2970194	I really do like that commercial and jingle. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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03-26-2005, 02:44 PM	#4
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $2109903	hootie's career went down faster than linda lovelace went down on...well, nevermind -EB-
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03-26-2005, 02:53 PM	#5
Blindside58 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: KC Baby! Casino cash: $10013075	Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!
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03-26-2005, 09:21 PM	#8
penchief MVP Join Date: Feb 2003 Casino cash: $6325286	"Shafer.......is the.........one beer to have when your having more than one." I haven't heard that one in over 20 years but it still emerges from the recesses of my mind when I least expect it.
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03-26-2005, 09:31 PM	#9
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	"You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent". That one is 30 years old and I still remembered it.
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03-26-2005, 03:00 PM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	I'm a big fan of those HP photo commercials where they freeze pictures when someone holds the frame up. They're very creative, and they have a top-notch song to boot. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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03-26-2005, 05:24 PM	#11
ZootedGranny Chump Steamroller Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: . Casino cash: $10015042	Eastern Motors They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.
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03-26-2005, 05:35 PM	#12
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2604497	If you Can drive a truck You've got a job my friend. Call one eight hundred five five oneeeeee...eight nine hundred. Diesel Driving Academeeeeeeeeeeeey.
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03-26-2005, 11:43 PM	#15
KCinNY Chiefs Goon Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Center Ice Casino cash: $10008350	"Three Two One Two Two Seven Seven...Anytime night or day." Local jingle from Standard Improvment Co. will be in my head 'til the day I die.
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