****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[KcMizzou]

10-1

Think about how ****ing awesome that is for a second. 10-1 SEC.

Just give me one more... one more.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by eazyb81

Yep. There are very few people on this board or in the entire Mizzou Internet world that would admit they were completely wrong

I was one of the guys that thought Pinkel should be canned. Thought he was past his prime and our assistants did not have the chops to recruit against the
SEC.

What an outstanding season, and it couldn't have come at a better time.

I was wrong. I thought 8-4 or 7-5 entering the season. Things I underrated:

1) How good Josh Henson would be, and how effective the offense would be as a result.

2) How good the defensive line would be. I was terrified about the play inside, which has been really good. And who could have seen Sam stepping up to this level of play?

Thank, you Sack Fairy.

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Feels good, boys. Watched this one at Lew's in KC.

Was all good after that sissy soccer game ended and they switched the audio to Mizzou.

And here I thought you were one of the few Planet members incapable of making a shitty post.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by eazyb81

Huh? Clemson is not in the SEC.

I guess it might help us, by making our only loss look better.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

And here I thought you were one of the few Planet members incapable of making a shitty post.

Just poking. Was slightly annoyed THE Mizzou bar in Midtown chose SKC audio over Mizzou.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

10-1

Think about how ****ing awesome that is for a second. 10-1 SEC.

Just give me one more... one more.

Incredible really...c'mon tigers!

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

Just poking. Was slightly annoyed THE Mizzou bar in Midtown chose SKC audio over Mizzou.

Should have went to Harpos.

[Mizzou_8541]

I still can't get over the last 8:08 of the game last night. We get them to turn it over on downs, then run the clock out. All those 3rd down runs had to be demoralizing. I'm not used to being on that side of the coin as a Mizzou fan.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by eazyb81

Yep. There are very few people on this board or in the entire Mizzou Internet world that would admit they were completely wrong

I was one of the guys that thought Pinkel should be canned. Thought he was past his prime and our assistants did not have the chops to recruit against the
SEC.

What an outstanding season, and it couldn't have come at a better time.

I was squarely in the "fire Pinkel" camp and guessing we'd have a 7-5 season at best.
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[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Do we want South Carolina to beat Clemson?

No, but we do want Johnny Football to fall into a burning AIDS tree this week...

[GloryDayz]

And every time they said "they should would like that South Carolina game back", that was a dagger to the heart...

[Mizzou_8541]

How loud were the Mizzou fans on TV? In the stadium we sounded loud I thought. Several people after the game asked, did you all bring the whole state of Missouri down?" Lol. Mizzou fans represented well yesterday for sure.

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

How loud were the Mizzou fans on TV? In the stadium we sounded loud I thought. Several people after the game asked, did you all bring the whole state of Missouri down?" Lol. Mizzou fans represented well yesterday for sure.

Nice! I was listening on the radio and the Mizzou fans were definitely noticeable.
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[Mizzou_8541]

Originally Posted by kepp

Nice! I was listening on the radio and the Mizzou fans were definitely noticeable.
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Ol Miss fans are just as bad as Mizzou fans, btw. Most of them left early, really early.

[kcchiefsus]

So what are our chances of getting into a BCS game if we beat Texas A&M but then lose to Alabama in the SECCG? There appears to be several big games next week that could possibly impact our chances besides just our own.

Alabama (11-0) vs. Auburn (10-1)
Ohio State (11-0) vs. Michigan (7-4)
Clemson (10-1) vs. South Carolina (9-2)

I would think losses by any of the group of Auburn, Ohio State, and Clemson would be beneficial for our BCS bowl picture.

Also, with the Sugar Bowl being the SEC #1 vs a BCS at large would we get that SEC spot as the SEC #1 with Alabama being in the National Championship game?