I Was Robbed Again!

[CosmicPal]

8AM this morning, I woke up to let my dog out and as soon as I opened the door, some (due to some comments, this racist moniker is being removed so the rest of you have to imagine what he might look like in your own mind) dude was walking casually out my garage.

At first I thought he was carrying a 12-pack of beer. (I have an extra fridge in the garage to store foods and drinks for parties). I was pissed and screamed, "Hey!" He turned to look at me a bit surprised and then my dog started running at him.

Man, the look on his stoopid *****ing face when he saw my dog running toward him was priceless! He then took off running around the side of my garage and leaped the fence in one smooth move. It was pretty impressive, really. (Not trying to sound like that other racist, Jimmy the Greek, but the fact that he jumped my fence like that really was impressive.)

Here's the killer- he took off with a Gamecube speaker probably worth no more than $5 bucks. The speakers didn't cost me anymore than maybe $20.00 a few years ago and I simply kept them in the garage with all of my other worthless crap. What a tard. Hell, a 12-pack of beer (which there is one sitting in the fridge) would've been worth more than the damn speakers.

He's one lucky sh*t***** I didn't have a gun on me. I swear I would've blown his kneecap out. I'm SICK AND FUGGEN TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING MY SH*T!

GAWDDAMMIT. Ever since I moved to Denver (which ironically had a lower crime rate than KCMO - where by the way, I've never had anything stolen in my lifetime living there) But, since I've moved to Denver, I've had my car stolen and this same damn house broken into.

The last time, the fuggers took off with quite a loot. This time though, he got a worthless set of speakers. Good luck with that one jackoff.