New Dating Megathread

[Buck]

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

[Demonpenz]

Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Unfortunately I have to agree with DaKCMan but I'm a bit torn. On the one hand, I know chicks don't like boring dudes but on the other, you're being yourself and I think that's probably the most important thing.

One thing I'll say, if I may, don't talk about serious shit like that the first go 'round. If the chick is in med school, the last thing she wants to talk about is med school. I'd reserve those kinds of discussions for once you're familiar with each other and are looking to find out what's under the surface.

That's just my opinion, though.

I agree with this. I think you've got to be yourself.

One thing I would recommend is to keep your texts short and snappy to begin with. Large text blocks are boring (and this kills me to say, because I'm an English major) and convey the message that you might be trying too hard.

And I probably wouldn't send the "sex in a med school" thing either via text. I'd say it in real life, but I'd be able to make it come off as funny/ironic/ridiculous in real life. Not so easy to do in a text.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.

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[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by NewChief

I agree with this. I think you've got to be yourself.

One thing I would recommend is to keep your texts short and snappy to begin with. Large text blocks are boring (and this kills me to say, because I'm an English major) and convey the message that you might be trying too hard.

And I probably wouldn't send the "sex in a med school" thing either via text. I'd say it in real life, but I'd be able to make it come off as funny/ironic/ridiculous in real life. Not so easy to do in a text.

Texting is scary shit. Yeah, any kind of edgy joke you definitely want to leave for in person, because if you have to recover it is much easier to do so in person over sending 3+ texts explaining yourself, creeping you out and her out.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

Texting is scary shit. Yeah, any kind of edgy joke you definitely want to leave for in person, because if you have to recover it is much easier to do so in person over sending 3+ texts explaining yourself, creeping you out and her out.

Yeah. I can't imagine dating in a texting world. I'd send off something questionable. Then start freaking out when the person didn't reply in a reasonable time. THen probably send like 20 texts trying to explain myself only to have the person finally reply: "Oh sorry. Left my phone in my car while I went into the store."

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by NewChief

Yeah. I can't imagine dating in a texting world. I'd send off something questionable. Then start freaking out when the person didn't reply in a reasonable time. THen probably send like 20 texts trying to explain myself only to have the person finally reply: "Oh sorry. Left my phone in my car while I went into the store."

Lol yeah this happens all the time. Gotta set rules for yourself, like never send more than one 'recon' text at a time.

I had a buddy who had a methodology when it came to women and dating/texting, "If you are chill, you will drill..." - I try to stick with this.

[Demonpenz]

Pro Tip...Don't text...you aren't her girlfriend...If your life is so boring that you feel the need for a pick me up from your rancid puss you picked up at buzzard beach, you need to make your life better. So call the woman when you are doing something like cleaning wheels are your car or even driving, your focus will be on your activity and you won't have that laser like focus on the woman. When you laser lock your attention on a woman that you barely know they can sniff out the desperation and approval that you so desperately need. Then the Pussy dries up. This is just a short term fix. Eventually you may trick this girl into meeting up and of course you will have a tire blow out and you will start bitching like a little bitch and the girl will text her real man to have her holes filled by a person with actual testosterone. By this point you will be crying pussy tears into your zima.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Pro Tip...Don't text...you aren't her girlfriend...If your life is so boring that you feel the need for a pick me up from your rancid puss you picked up at buzzard beach, you need to make your life better. So call the woman when you are doing something like cleaning wheels are your car or even driving, your focus will be on your activity and you won't have that laser like focus on the woman. When you laser lock your attention on a woman that you barely know they can sniff out the desperation and approval that you so desperately need. Then the Pussy dries up. This is just a short term fix. Eventually you may trick this girl into meeting up and of course you will have a tire blow out and you will start bitching like a little bitch and the girl will text her real man to have her holes filled by a person with actual testosterone. By this point you will be crying pussy tears into your zima.

Texting is unavoidable at times, but yeah definitely don't be the one sending out initial texts all the time, let her do most of that. But if she is texting/asking questions ignoring her will definitely leave you masturbating throughout your weekend.

[Demonpenz]

1:Go out and say "Hi" to everyone ever
2:start getting in the habit of asking out every girl ever
3: deal with rejection as much as possible
4: Enjoy the satisfaction as you become immune to rejection
5: Start to notice girls don't ooze gold out of their pusies
6: Workout, be a man, fart, be awesome
7: Get noticed because you character built yourself through hard work
8: Get rejected spit out shit on your friends leave you and call you an asshole
9: All the puss you want after the hard work.
10: Cum in mouths of hoes...search for housewives.

[Demonpenz]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

Texting is unavoidable at times, but yeah definitely don't be the one sending out initial texts all the time, let her do most of that. But if she is texting/asking questions ignoring her will definitely leave you masturbating throughout your weekend.

If you have to text it should be to set up a time to talk or meet.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

If you have to text it should be to set up a time to talk or meet.

Definitely. You should always be 'closing' when texting.

[Demonpenz]

3 Strike rule in effect at all time

A girl flakes...negotiate a different time...flakes again...find a new girl she isn't interested.

A girl will text you but not meet up for a date, find a new girl she isn't interested.

A girl waffles on seeing you...get a new girl she isn't interested....

Chances are the idiots around chiefs planet have the value of a pair of Quick Trip sunglasses so girls are always going to be waffling and flaking because girls need attention and approval more than air. So the guys here between wack off sessions and in depth conversation about soapy tits are going to give it to them. If you want real life shit though stop wasting thoughts and energy on dusty pussies that don't want you.

[Demonpenz]

I can bet almost all the people that have trouble with girls drive an Economy car "Because new cars are wasteful" I can bet they don't lift weights "Because they have a bla bla bla condition" They don't spend money on clothes because "I already have chiefs jerseys"
All this plus Mrs. Jessica Dusty Puss turned them down one time in 05 now they are trying for mrs Ashley Dusty Puss.....

If a girl isn't on your nuts it's because you hold little to no social value

BUT DEMONPENZ I GOTS ME A DEGREE IN ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING I AM A HARD WORKER BLA BLA BLA CRYING PUSSY TEARS ZIMA ZIMA ZIMA

Listen...if you want chicks you have to play by different rules. I can almost hear the pussy cracking and drying up as you talk about your second read through of a Malcom Gladwell book you borrowed from Harold your neighbor.