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DJ's left nut · 03-23-2011, 07:48 PM

Seems like this deserves its own thread. The news will start coming fast over the next week or two, IMO. Recruiting is a 365-day event and we can't afford to be rudderless for long.

My vote - Cuonzo Martin.

Discuss.

Sure-Oz · 04-03-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

A word of advice, n00b: Use paragraphs. Nobody (except Oz, but, well, he's special) is going to read that formatted that way.

I'm stoned off benadryl as we speak

**Bowser** · 04-03-2011, 10:55 PM

Pants? Roy? You know those points we were arguing in the other thread a few days ago? I retract it all. Every single bit of it.

Jerm · 04-03-2011, 10:56 PM

I've never wanted a human to be eviscerated more than Mike Alden.

Sure-Oz · 04-03-2011, 10:57 PM

im going to bed **** mike alden, **** mizzou basketball

**** **** ****ity ****

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-03-2011, 10:59 PM

timleong‎ So I'm guessing Frank Haith found out about that hooker Mike Alden killed?

Al Bundy · 04-03-2011, 10:59 PM

Sports by Brooks
Alden elected not to wait for a possible chance to talk to Shaka Smart. Mizzou sources tell me that Alden had no interest in bidding against NC State for Smart's services. A Big 10 head coach told me tonight Alden's search was hindered by a perception that he was lowballing candidates

Rams Fan · 04-03-2011, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prowl

Sports by Brooks
Alden elected not to wait for a possible chance to talk to Shaka Smart. Mizzou sources tell me that Alden had no interest in bidding against NC State for Smart's services. A Big 10 head coach told me tonight Alden's search was hindered by a perception that he was lowballing candidates

If true:

**** it.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 04-03-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Prowl

Sports by Brooks
Alden elected not to wait for a possible chance to talk to Shaka Smart. Mizzou sources tell me that Alden had no interest in bidding against NC State for Smart's services. A Big 10 head coach told me tonight Alden's search was hindered by a perception that he was lowballing candidates

Oh, snap.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-03-2011, 11:09 PM

I honestly would enjoy watching reincarnated members of the Einsatzgruppen perform Seppukakke on Mike Alden's entire family in the middle of Mizzou Arena during Midnight Madness.

This isn't even Pioli selecting Tyson Jackson. This would be like if Pioli selected Jeff Lageman in the draft, only if he selected the 2011 version of Jeff Lageman in the 2011 ****ing draft after having traded our entire draft to move up to take a brokedick Lageman.

I would honestly like to hook a grease gun up to Alden's asshole and fill him up with a hundred pounds of napalm and aluminum powder, and then jam a ****ing road flare down his gullet.

**Bowser** · 04-03-2011, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prowl

Sports by Brooks
Alden elected not to wait for a possible chance to talk to Shaka Smart. Mizzou sources tell me that Alden had no interest in bidding against NC State for Smart's services. A Big 10 head coach told me tonight Alden's search was hindered by a perception that he was lowballing candidates

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a pile of ****.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-03-2011, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trevo_410

Wow, The Mizzou fan base is seriously pissing me off right now; not mike alden/haith but the mizzou fan base itself. As we now got a coach people are going ape shit over the fact that we didn't get a coach on the same level as what we thought we could get. Yes im not happy but really did you think we were going to do a whole lot better? The only real pull we got here at mizzou for 1st-3rd tier coaches is our facilities, money, and our poorly talented recruiting bases in kc and stl. Why would one of those coaches not want to come here? I'll tell you why, because they saw what happens if you don't succeed here in mizzou; by succeeding, sadly, i mean winning a championship. Look at Mike Andersons situation, he takes a program from rock bottom after quin snyders reign and elevated it to be an annual tournament attendee. This year, the tigers obviously didn't exceed expectations put on them by the fans and press. THis resulting in alot of hate towards MA, which ultimately resulted in him packing and leaving to arkansas. I don't blame him with the amount of hate he was receiveing from the fan base, why would you want to stay? I brought up the situation with Kim English yesterday, the guy obviously had a bad year with mizzou and has been punched with hate mail for everything he has done wrong over the season. Throughout all of this Kim English has continued to respect and show support for his hateful mizzou fans. What I'm trying to say is criticizing people like KE, MA, or our new coach doesn't help the situation at all, it will rather be ignored or it will be took seriously and eventually hurt mizzou. Support your team when it has problems don't talk trash and instigate conflict. so support your team and new coach Frank Haith to a brand new era, or **** you, i thought our fans were better than this.

You could build a perennial top 10 team from the talent in Missouri alone, you stupid mother****er.

Rams Fan · 04-03-2011, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I honestly would enjoy watching reincarnated members of the Einsatzgruppen perform Seppukakke on Mike Alden's entire family in the middle of Mizzou Arena during Midnight Madness.

This isn't even Pioli selecting Tyson Jackson. This would be like if Pioli selected Jeff Lageman in the draft, only if he selected the 2011 version of Jeff Lageman in the 2011 ****ing draft after having traded our entire draft to move up to take a brokedick Lageman.

I would honestly like to hook a grease gun up to Alden's asshole and fill him up with a hundred pounds of napalm and aluminum powder, and then jam a ****ing road flare down his gullet.

Holy shit.

Come on Hamas, you know you're not done yet.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-03-2011, 11:13 PM

If I had nothing to my name other than a Stradivarius violin worth a million dollars and I had $800k in debt, if I saw Mike Alden down in the district, I'd break that ****ing violin over his head like the Honky Tonk Man lighting up Jake The Snake Roberts.

**Shogun** · 04-03-2011, 11:14 PM

At least I will go to bed knowing the Royals hold a 2 game lead in the young division. The Chiefs went to the playoffs in a rebuilding year, and Mizzou hired some guy I've never heard of

**Bowser** · 04-03-2011, 11:14 PM

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