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Mizzou_8541 28 36.36%
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:51 PM   #1
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Assuming equal skill of the gondaliers, Mizzou could maintain distance indefinitely.
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:32 PM   #2
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Assuming equal skill of the gondaliers, Mizzou could maintain distance indefinitely.
Nope. The Batleth can be used as an additional oar.
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:42 PM   #3
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Assuming equal skill of the gondaliers, Mizzou could maintain distance indefinitely.
He's still got finite ammo. Plus, at a certain point he's just running away/forfeiting.

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Nope. The Batleth can be used as an additional oar.
Well done.
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:37 PM   #4
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:48 PM   #5
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You guys underestimate the power of the mullet and goatee. Mizzou throws the first star from 74 ft and it rips through Gadzook's melon head. Then the gondolier steers him towards his Caddy as AIDS oozes from Gadzooks dome
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Old 06-21-2018, 03:05 PM   #6
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Gadzooks was driving for the win, but Rivers throws an interception to Mizzou which is returned for a pick 6, to seal the victory.
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Old 06-21-2018, 03:17 PM   #7
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Gadzooks was driving for the win, but Rivers throws an interception to Mizzou which is returned for a pick 6, to seal the victory.
Or maybe Gadzooks pins Mizzou at the bottom of the gondola, picks up the batleth to finish him off, but then bobbles it and drops it overboard. Gadzooks is then seen muttering to himself, "Worst gladiatorial day ever".
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Old 06-21-2018, 04:11 PM   #8
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I figure Mizzou will use his 11 minutes of prep to practice flinging stars as hard and as far as he can, losing all of them, in which case he'll literally throw away his chance to win. Gadz easily scores multiple kill shots on defenseless Mizzou to walk away as victor.
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Old 06-21-2018, 04:13 PM   #9
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Those ninja stars are a trash weapon. Hit him in the calf with the star wars axe and then it's off with his head. You just have to hope he wears himself out thrashing at you with that thing if you're mizzou and you can hit him in the eye with your soup can lid.
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:50 PM   #10
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:14 PM   #11
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Gad wades through the stars and kills Mizzou with 3 chops.... kind of like how Carl killed Dwight Yoakum in Sling Blade...
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:38 PM   #12
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batleth is a heavy sword so welding it will be hard on a boat. plus his balance will be off. mizzou win this.
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:58 PM   #13
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Old 06-21-2018, 09:53 PM   #14
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I would shield myself in the back of my gondola with the Klingon Bat'leth as I approach. Mizzou_6493 would panic trying to hit me or sink my gondola, wasting most of his ammo, missing wildly, as I get in closer for the kill.
It would inevitably end up in a close combat situation where Mizzou_8317 is carrying a handful of "small ninja stars" as I lop his head off with my Bat'leth.
40 lawn darts would have stood a better chance compared some piddly erratic ninja stars.
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Old 06-21-2018, 11:10 PM   #15
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How the hell is Gadzooks winning this? 40 throwing stars vs a batleth on the water? My money is on Mizzou.

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