My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

[The Rick]

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Bowser

I'm thinking that the force of the snow being expelled from the snow blower would have put you on your ass when you got close.

Then what happens when I get back up? You get a surprise left hook to the noggin'. I'll hit a mother****er so many times with the left, they'll be begging for a right.

[jspchief]

So what's the problem with snow on your lawn?

[Hoover]

I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.

[The Rick]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Luckily we're not neighbors, I would have punched you in the ****ing face.

Tough guy, huh? How big a boy are ya?

[Iowanian]

So....

They don't like white snow.


.....I wonder how they'd feel about a truck load of manure?

[The Rick]

Oh yeah, speaking of manure, I forgot to mention the reason they gave the police:

They didn't like me putting snow there because it killed the grass.

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by allen_kcCard

Alley

Don't be so certain. He might be piling snow on a different guy who has his back.

[Iowanian]

The rick runs Iron mans...........The Rick would fart in your mouth when you woke up gasping for air wondering how the lights got turned out.

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Then what happens when I get back up? You get a surprise left hook to the noggin'. I'll hit a mother****er so many times with the left, they'll be begging for a right.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by The Rick

Tough guy, huh? How big a boy are ya?

6 deuce 250 brah.


Come at me

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Hoover

I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.

I'll not put snow in the street or on other city property when the city stops burying my sidewalk and driveway with their shit.

[CrazyPhuD]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

Throw buckets of urine on their stuff

FYP

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Yeah. That's pure stupid. If it falls from the sky, then you should be able to throw it there with no issues. It's not like you're throwing it on their house.

Next time, he should be.

[Just Passin' By]

[Dayze]

Just stare at him and give him the finger next time you see him. Follow him wherever he goes while pointing it at him


Seriously though, what a pussy not to talk about it first.....and even more pussy to call the ****ing police. Wtf.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hook a pump up to their water spigot and inject industrial dye into their water lines.