How do you wash your Junk?

Mr. Laz · 03-18-2006, 05:19 PM

when taking a shower do you wash head-to-toe or toe-to-head?

**chefsos** · 03-18-2006, 05:45 PM

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Hammock Parties · 03-18-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chefsos

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.

Kclee · 03-18-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chefsos

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

New washcloth every day?

**chefsos** · 03-18-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

New washcloth every day?

I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.

Kclee · 03-18-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by chefsos

I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

That's what I thought assface.

**chefsos** · 03-18-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

That's what I thought assface.

I've convinced myself that shit degrades to nothing in exactly 23 1/2 hours.

JBucc · 03-18-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee

New washcloth every day?

What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.

**Baby Lee** · 03-18-2006, 05:48 PM

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Mr. Laz · 03-18-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. .

Braincase · 03-18-2006, 05:56 PM

There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.

**gblowfish** · 03-18-2006, 06:05 PM

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

Simplex3 · 03-19-2006, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

How do you tell them apart?

KC Jones · 03-19-2006, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line. Next thing you know you'll be getting manicures and having your hair frosted.

keg in kc · 03-20-2006, 01:17 AM

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Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line.

Dancing dangerously close? He's so far over the line he makes karaoke night at the Blue Oyster look manly. It makes Frazod's Christopher Lowell deco-craze look tame in comparison.

View Poll Results: When take a shower what do you wash first?
i start with my hair and work my way down so that my hair is relatively dry by the time i get out	25	62.50%
i start with my feet and work my way up	3	7.50%
i usually so anxious to touch my "ticklish bits" that i go right for the middle.	12	30.00%
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