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I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium." Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up: 1st base: Kissing and caressing 2nd base: Inside the bra 3rd base: Inside the pants "Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say.... Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
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08-21-2004, 02:13 PM | #3 |
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:
1.) Smell of your armpit. 2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!" This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou. Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
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08-20-2004, 06:43 PM | #4 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:48 PM | #5 | |
A certain set of skills
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I agree, a womens perspective would be a great help to you royr17. Also you will always remember your first, no matter how many you score with. |
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08-20-2004, 06:42 PM | #6 |
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Ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.
Then do it in the butt. (if you haven't seen the movie Ladies Man then this will make zero sense)
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08-20-2004, 06:52 PM | #7 |
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08-20-2004, 07:01 PM | #8 |
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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08-20-2004, 07:04 PM | #9 |
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08-20-2004, 07:12 PM | #10 |
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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08-20-2004, 07:16 PM | #11 |
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dude my advice was SOLID
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08-20-2004, 07:19 PM | #12 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !
Damn, just one of the many things kids will do
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You're from Kentucky and your sisters haven't hooked you up yet?
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