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Old 03-21-2012, 09:20 PM  
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My daughter got a 2 seed
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:21 AM   #106
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I prefer to think of myself as the Marty Shottenheimer of dads but she'll overcome and win a couple in spite of me. She's got moms genes too after all.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:24 AM   #107
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I knew if you showed up you'd have something really cool to say. Clockwork.

Oh, and by the way, I think it's really sad you thought his comment was, first "like clockwork", and second "really cool"
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:25 AM   #108
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Don't know if it's been said before, but;

your anger on both points and your pride on the second point are all spot on. That's good news.

Bad news, these boys are trying to get their carrots wet in you little girl.

More bad news, there is very little you can do about it. It will happen at some point. And knowing about it is probably the last thing you can want.

Water is wet. sky is blue. Hopefully your daughter exhibits the best of you.


taking for granted that your best is close to the best you wanted to exhibit....
Heh yeah. I know my kid really well, we're very close... and I know her bf really well. Yes I expect she'll lose her virginity by college... maybe before... but I doubt it. She'll be no different from me then but the thing is, she has much higher standards than I did. I trust her completely and I know she'll do the right thing for her. I don't worry about her.

I realize no one else can know this but me and her mom but we're good. We know the person we've raised.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:30 AM   #109
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Oh, and by the way, I think it's really sad you thought his comment was, first "like clockwork", and second "really cool"
It was like clockwork because you can always count on Zach to chime in with his ultra-cool hipster wanna be bullshit when he obviously knows nothing about what's going on. "Really cool" was sarcasm since I figure if Zach, who know's nothing about raising kids, is giving his opinion and it's different than mine... I'm golden.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:36 AM   #110
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When i mean number one i mean she should be number one because she sound like a good kid. Just be blessed that she dont take the ranking to heart and trust her to use good judgement.
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:26 AM   #111
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My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.
you sound like Jessica Simpson's dad....
by the way, the seeding isn't for who is the hottest....you know what it is really about don't you?
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Old 03-22-2012, 06:53 AM   #116
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Although it's got that "Daddy hit mommy at the dinner table" feel to it.
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2 #2 seeds went down last week.

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