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Old 03-25-2008, 03:46 PM  
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The 15 worst pOrn Titles
Some of these are too funny.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830...rn-titles.html

#15.
Crack Whores of The Tenderloin
#14.
ATM Machines
#13.
Girth, Wind and Fire
#12.
Anal Chiropractor
#11.
Blowing Up Asses
#10.
Don't Tell Mommy
#9.
Faces with Braces
#8.
Edward Penishands
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Interview With an Enema
#6.
Mouthful of Ass
#5.
Dude, Where's My ####?
#4
Big Omar's British Adventure - London #### Hunt
#3.
30 Days in the Hole
#2.
There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass
#1.
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:48 PM   #2
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I was always fond of the parody film "Itty Bitty Gang Bang".

I don't know if the midgets were sterilized before they let them f***.
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:54 PM   #3
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:06 PM   #4
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:25 PM   #5
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What happened to "Schindler's Fist?"
I think that was on the "10 greatest" list
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:40 PM   #6
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:45 PM   #7
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I like `New Wave Hookers`

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Old 03-25-2008, 04:51 PM   #8
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:01 PM   #9
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:02 PM   #10
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:08 PM   #11
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Yeah, I'd call her a "10", but she was more like 14.
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:28 PM   #12
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Yeah, I'd call her a "10", but she was more like 14.


A buddy of mine was running a small video store in the 80's. I remember seeing the paper when the story broke she was underage. I called him and told him because he had a crapload of her movies for rent. Wish I had a copy of his security camera tape...I bet no one ever moved so fast to destroy something.

Gotta admit, I felt guilty/creepy as well when I found out that day back in '86 (that long ago? Damn...). Up till then, I thought she was one of the most "enthusiastic" porn actresses I'd ever seen. Considering that, I find it funny as hell to see her claim she was a latter-day Linda Lovelace in interviews now that she's a "legitimate" actress.
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:31 PM   #13
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Do any pr0n historians know when the facial cumshot came into popularity?? Has it always been around, or is it a more recent phenomenon??
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:37 PM   #14
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Do any pr0n historians know when the facial cumshot came into popularity?? Has it always been around, or is it a more recent phenomenon??
I don't really recall it in the 70's or 80's. Don't watch much made after that. I prefer the campy approach and non-siliconed women.
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:43 PM   #15
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I don't really recall it in the 70's or 80's. Don't watch much made after that. I prefer the campy approach and non-siliconed women.
The plots were more enjoyable from the few I saw, but the women looked like their groins were overtaken by kudzu.
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